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AI is gonna take over gaming, or maybe just make NPCs slightly less dumb ๐Ÿค–๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜‚.
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AI is gonna take over gaming, or maybe just make NPCs slightly less dumb ๐Ÿค–๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜‚.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. ๐Ÿ™„ You guys are *still* talking about AI in gaming? Like, haven’t we flogged this dead horse…

Oh, no! ๐Ÿ˜ญ Ex-Sony dude throws a tantrum because his name wasn’t big enough on the *Until Dawn* movie credits. ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽฌ
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Oh, no! ๐Ÿ˜ญ Ex-Sony dude throws a tantrum because his name wasn’t big enough on the *Until Dawn* movie credits. ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽฌ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

OMG, can you even BELIEVE this?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Some ex-PlayStation “narrative director” (whatever THAT is) is throwing a tantrum because the…

Hammett and Trujillo Cover Rush๐ŸŽธ: Somewhere, Neil Peart Just Did a Perfect Drum Fill in the Afterlife๐Ÿ‘ด
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Hammett and Trujillo Cover Rush๐ŸŽธ: Somewhere, Neil Peart Just Did a Perfect Drum Fill in the Afterlife๐Ÿ‘ด

Chord F. DiscordApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ You guys are NOT gonna BELIEVE what those two dudes from METALLICA, Robert “I Used to be in…

Skate 4: Offline? Nah, fam, EA says get ready to pay for internet FOREVER ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Skate 4: Offline? Nah, fam, EA says get ready to pay for internet FOREVER ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

So, EA’s *Skate* is back, baby! ๐ŸŽ‰ And by “back,” we mean back to nickel-and-diming you into oblivion with a…

Joey Jordison’s family wants YOUR money ๐Ÿ’ฐ to unleash some VIMIC tunes nobody asked for ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ, so dig deep, metalheads! ๐Ÿค˜
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Joey Jordison’s family wants YOUR money ๐Ÿ’ฐ to unleash some VIMIC tunes nobody asked for ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ, so dig deep, metalheads! ๐Ÿค˜

Chord F. DiscordApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

Okay, so, like, remember Joey Jordison? The dude who got the boot from Slipknot because…reasons? ๐Ÿค” Well, his family, bless…

Shinedown promises more ear-splitting “music” before the year mercifully ends ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Shinedown promises more ear-splitting “music” before the year mercifully ends ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Chord F. DiscordApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

OH. MY. GAWD. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Shinedown, those purveyors of fine adult contemporary rock (with *just* enough edge to make your mom…

“The Legend of Ochi”: Prepare for a cinematic masterpiece so profound, it’ll make you question all your life choices ๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿค”.
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“The Legend of Ochi”: Prepare for a cinematic masterpiece so profound, it’ll make you question all your life choices ๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿค”.

FinnApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

So, apparently, some artsy-fartsy types over at Moviefone think “The Legend of Ochi” is worth a whopping 7.5 out of…

Kerry King๐ŸŽธ: “Tom Araya? Never heard of her ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ.”
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Kerry King๐ŸŽธ: “Tom Araya? Never heard of her ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ.”

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2025April 27, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Kerry King spills the tea โ˜• (or should we say tequila ๐Ÿน) on why Slayer’s still kicking (or…

Chris Jericho thinks rock concerts need more life-sized egos on stage? ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽค
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Chris Jericho thinks rock concerts need more life-sized egos on stage? ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽค

Chord F. DiscordApril 26, 2025April 26, 2025

Breaking News! Chris Jericho, the Esteemed Thespian of Metal (and Wrestling), Drops Some Knowledge Bombs (and Maybe a Body Slam)…

Oh, Canada, eh? ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Prepare for the earth-shattering, life-altering, probably-the-same-stuff-as-every-other-month content bomb dropping on Disney+ in May 2025! ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜ด
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Oh, Canada, eh? ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Prepare for the earth-shattering, life-altering, probably-the-same-stuff-as-every-other-month content bomb dropping on Disney+ in May 2025! ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜ด

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 26, 2025April 26, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Disney+ Canada is blessing us with *more* content in May 2025. Yes, MORE. As if…

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