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VOIVOD’s making a video game? ☢️ Probably just another reason to dust off your Atari, right? 🤣
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VOIVOD’s making a video game? ☢️ Probably just another reason to dust off your Atari, right? 🤣

Chord F. DiscordApril 23, 2025April 23, 2025

Oh, NOOOO! 😱 Voivod, those lovable weirdos from Canada, are BACK! And this time, they’re not just assaulting your eardrums…

How to Adult: A Hilariously Inaccurate Guide to Pretending You Know What You’re Doing (Spoiler Alert: You Don’t) 😂🤷‍♀️🔥
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How to Adult: A Hilariously Inaccurate Guide to Pretending You Know What You’re Doing (Spoiler Alert: You Don’t) 😂🤷‍♀️🔥

Chuck B. BallsyApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

Oh, HONEY, A24 just dropped a trailer for Ari Aster’s “Eddington,” and it’s like, SO deep and meaningful. I mean,…

So, Head from Korn wants the youths to ditch the mosh pit for a one-on-one with JC himself 🤘😂🙏?
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So, Head from Korn wants the youths to ditch the mosh pit for a one-on-one with JC himself 🤘😂🙏?

Chord F. DiscordApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

Oh sweet baby Jesus, another washed-up rockstar finds religion! 🙄 Brian “Head” Welch, formerly of the oh-so-edgy KORN, sat down…

Leif Edling Dangles Candlemass Reunion Carrot With Messiah, Then Snatches It Away Like a Troll With a God Complex 😈
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Leif Edling Dangles Candlemass Reunion Carrot With Messiah, Then Snatches It Away Like a Troll With a God Complex 😈

Chord F. DiscordApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

OMG! 😱 Leif Edling, the puppet master 🪖 behind CANDLEMASS, just dropped a bombshell 💣: Messiah Marcolin is back for…

‘Andor’ Season 2: More beige rebellion? 😴 Buckle up for another gritty, thrilling, *totally* essential chapter in the Star Wars saga you definitely asked for. 😉
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‘Andor’ Season 2: More beige rebellion? 😴 Buckle up for another gritty, thrilling, *totally* essential chapter in the Star Wars saga you definitely asked for. 😉

FinnApril 21, 2025April 21, 2025

So, ‘Andor’ Season 2 got a whopping 9 out of 10 stars, huh? 🙄 Guess Disney finally learned how to…

Sammy Hagar’s releasing a new song called “Encore, Thank You, Goodnight,” because apparently, he hasn’t said enough about Eddie Van Halen yet 🙄🎤🎸🔥.
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Sammy Hagar’s releasing a new song called “Encore, Thank You, Goodnight,” because apparently, he hasn’t said enough about Eddie Van Halen yet 🙄🎤🎸🔥.

Chord F. DiscordApril 21, 2025April 21, 2025

🚨🚨🚨 RED ALERT! The Red Rocker, Sammy Hagar, is BACK…again! 🙄 This time, he’s gracing us with a new single,…

Hegseth’s Huddle of Heroes: War Plans, Wife, and Where’s the Chardonnay?🍹
Trump SLAMS 💥 "Sleepy" Powell, Crowns 👑 Hegseth Chat King 👑: Nuclear Meltdown ☢️ Imminent?! 😱 (LIVE!)
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Hegseth’s Huddle of Heroes: War Plans, Wife, and Where’s the Chardonnay?🍹

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 21, 2025April 21, 2025

Defense Secretary Pete “Loose Lips” Hegseth, apparently mistaking the Pentagon for a frat house, reportedly shared juicy deets about Yemen…

Did Amelia Dimoldenberg FINALLY Bag Spider-Man?! 🤫🕷️🕸️ (We’re Screaming!) 😂
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Did Amelia Dimoldenberg FINALLY Bag Spider-Man?! 🤫🕷️🕸️ (We’re Screaming!) 😂

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 20, 2025April 20, 2025

Six long months. Six months the internet has collectively thirsted, shipped, and fantasized about the unholy matrimony of Andrew Garfield…

World Leaders Gather for Climate Summit, Achieve Absolutely Nothing (Shocker!) 🌎🔥🤡
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World Leaders Gather for Climate Summit, Achieve Absolutely Nothing (Shocker!) 🌎🔥🤡

Chord F. DiscordApril 20, 2025April 20, 2025

World leaders, bless their tiny hearts, recently descended upon Dubai for the COP28 climate summit (November 30th – December 12th).…

OMG, Kate Hudson’s ANCIENT 👵🏻 Ryder Just Dug Up This CRINGY Baby Pic 🤣 for Her 46th (!!!) Birthday! 🎂💀
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OMG, Kate Hudson’s ANCIENT 👵🏻 Ryder Just Dug Up This CRINGY Baby Pic 🤣 for Her 46th (!!!) Birthday! 🎂💀

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 20, 2025April 20, 2025

Oh em gee, guys, Kate Hudson turned 46! 👵 Yes, that ageless bohemian goddess we all know and love is…

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