Industry Desperately Attempts Relevance With Back To School Gadgets Again
Back-to-school season is just around the corner, and you know what that means – a barrage of “essential” gadgets and…
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Because the World Needed Another Romantic Comedy Sequel 18 Years Later
A How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days sequel is in the works, because of course it is. The…
Because What The World Really Needed Was More 30 Rock
30 Rock is back, but only if you’re in New York and willing to fight for tickets. Because that’s exactly…
Tuomas Holopainen somehow still has ideas for Nightwish songs
I just can’t even contain my excitement right now. I mean, who needs actual music when you can just hear…
Oh Joy Because the World Was Missing a Robocop Remake Dan Stevens is Now a Robot Cop with More Drama and Less Explosions Probably
Breaking News: Robocop is Back, and This Time He’s Not Just a Cop, He’s a TV Star 🚨👮♂️! But honestly,…
Another Icon Lost Just in Time for the Biopic Pitch Meetings
This one hurts. Dolly Parton, beloved country music legend and movie star, an entertainer who crossed genres and generations, died…
Another Soulless Blockbuster Climbs The Soulless Box Office List
Move over Avengers, the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man has taken the top spot. With a whopping $858.4 million in ticket sales…
Family Reunion Ends With Record Breaking Number of Unsolicited Opinions
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a story that’s just, well, unbelievable. A man killed eight of his relatives,…
Navy Sailor’s Dad Freed From Immigration Custody Because Priorities
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and folks, I’ve got to say, this one’s a doozy.…
Because the World Needed Another RoboCop Reboot
Dan Stevens is the new RoboCop, because of course he is. In a move that’s as surprising as a sunrise…