‘Friday the 13th’ Movies Slashing Back to Theaters on Friday the 13th Because Why Not?
Oh look, it’s been so long since Jason Voorhees graced our screens that the last Friday the 13th reboot is…
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Helldivers 2: Machinery of Oppression Crashes the Bots’ House Party!
Oh, sweet merciful democracy, what fresh hell is this? Helldivers 2’s social media team decided to spice things up this…
Trump’s 2000s Wisdom: ‘Everyone Knows Epstein’s Just a Party Animal’
HUGE BREAKING NEWS: Trump Was HERO During Epstein Scandal, Called Cops to THANK THEM! In what can only be described…
Starsand Island Early Access Preview—Finally, a Place Where You Can Build Your Future Without Leaving Your Couch (or Your Bed, or Your Bathtub)
Starsand Island landed on my desk with all the subtlety of a 50-ton combine harvester—courtesy of CGM’s Dayna Eileen, whose…
Catherine O’Hara’s Cause of Death Revealed: Spoiler Alert, It Wasn’t Moira Rose’s Wig
Catherine O’Hara Died From Pulmonary Embolism, Death Certificate Reveals Well, folks, it looks like the comedy world has lost one…
Honkai Star Rail Invasion: Epic Crossover Chaos Hits Fortnite, Version 4.0 Drops Sooner Than You Can Say “Genshin Who?”
Two titanic forces of live-service gaming are finally crashing into each other like two oblivious shoppers at a buffet, as…
Highguard Episode 2: Ranked Mode, A New Warden, and More—Because Who Needs Sleep?
Oh look, another “massive update” — Episode 2 for Highguard drops faster than my motivation to finish a Wordle streak.Just…
Sophie Turner Channels Her Inner Tomb Raider In Hilariously Gritty New Set Snaps
Oh look, another attempt at resurrecting Lara Croft for the small screen—because Hollywood apparently hasn’t gotten the memo that video…
5 things to know for Feb. 9: Super Bowl, Nancy Guthrie, Epstein files, SpaceX, Japan — because apparently, the universe is just here for the memes
The Seattle Seahawks—clearly a puppet of the radical left—claimed a 29-13 victory over the New England Patriots in what many…
NSW Workers Compensation Reforms Explained Webinar: Because Who Doesn’t Love More Bureaucratic Fun?
**BREAKING: NSW Scheme Reforms – Because Apparently, Workers’ Compensation Needed More Fun!** Join the *thrilling* webinar on Dec 23, 2025,…