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Because What Horror Fans Need Is a Stage Play of Paranormal Activity
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Because What Horror Fans Need Is a Stage Play of Paranormal Activity

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

At first glance, Paranormal Activity seems like the perfect candidate for a stage play. The cast is small, the setting…

Studio Desperately Clings to Nostalgia with More Street Fighter Easter Eggs
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Studio Desperately Clings to Nostalgia with More Street Fighter Easter Eggs

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

The new Street Fighter movie is a love letter to fans of the classic arcade game, packed with Easter eggs…

Seven Havens attempts to craft diverse world minus corporate meddling somehow
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Seven Havens attempts to craft diverse world minus corporate meddling somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Another day, another dollar, another announcement from a publisher trying to milk a beloved franchise for all it’s worth. But,…

Hickman spills Marvel’s latest cash grabs at Lucca Comics
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Hickman spills Marvel’s latest cash grabs at Lucca Comics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh, joy, another comic book convention is just around the corner, and with it, the inevitable barrage of marketing buzzwords…

RuneScape reboot scrapped in record time because greed exceeds patience
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RuneScape reboot scrapped in record time because greed exceeds patience

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Well, that was a wild ride. Jagex has cancelled RuneScape Reignited, a mere two weeks after its announcement. I’m not…

Dawnwalker Gets Tougher and Fluffier with New Update
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Dawnwalker Gets Tougher and Fluffier with New Update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Oh joy, another update to a game that’s still trying to find its footing, because what’s a live-service game without…

Executives Greenlight More Trash Cinema For Desperate Fans Everywhere Somehow
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Executives Greenlight More Trash Cinema For Desperate Fans Everywhere Somehow

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Good movies are good, bad movies are bad, and then there are the movies that are so bad they’re good.…

NVIDIA sparks revolution in Windows laptops with RTX power boost
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NVIDIA sparks revolution in Windows laptops with RTX power boost

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

In a world where PC hardware comes at a premium, NVIDIA’s RTX Spark platform is looking to shake things up.…

ENTER SHIKARI still a band somehow
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ENTER SHIKARI still a band somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some utterly unnecessary, yet totally awesome news? 🤯 Enter Shikari just dropped a…

Because What The Batman Part II Needed was More Cooks in the Kitchen
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Because What The Batman Part II Needed was More Cooks in the Kitchen

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

In a move that’s either a brilliant solution or a desperate attempt to salvage a potentially troubled production, Warner Bros.…

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