XBOX Cuts Jobs Because Sequels Not Profitable Enough Yet Somehow
Oh joy, another day in the wonderful world of corporate shenanigans and potential studio closures. Because apparently we haven’t milked…
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Because We Needed Another Heaven Game Apparently
Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another game to add to the ever-growing pile of “it’s like Dark…
Nation Somehow Still Intact After 250 Years
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 4th of July celebrations, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…
Britain Finds Out It’s Been Dumped By America Via Messenger
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the 250th anniversary of America’s independence from Britain, and I’m thinking,…
Shark Apparently Confused New Yorker for Lunch
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a swimmer got bitten on the foot in a suspected…
Nikki Sixx somehow didnt die
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…
Because We Needed Another Star Wars Thing Already
Oh joy, another Star Wars game, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. I mean, who doesn’t love…
Nostalgia Whoring Peaks with Fortnite Neopets Cash Grab
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Epic Games has decided to bring a piece of nostalgia to…
CONTROL gets even weirder because why not more weirdness
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Remedy is back with CONTROL Resonant, the latest installment in the…
Netflix Recycles Gene Wilder’s Voice Because Originality is Overrated Apparently
We’re not sure if this is exactly what Willy Wonka had in mind when he sang about a world of…