Unicorn Overlord’s latest cash grab Dawngazer promises action and regret
Get ready for another glorious iteration of the “New IP” shuffle, folks, as Monochrome Corporation and Good Smile Company announce…
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Johnny Depp Reboots Career in Latest Unnecessary Sequel Day Drinker
Johnny Depp is back, because of course he is. The man has more lives than a cat has lives, and…
New Jersey Governor Requests Lieutenant’s Prompt Exit Amid Scandal
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New Jersey’s governor, Mikie Sherrill, is calling on her lieutenant governor,…
Meta bets farm on AI hype with Muse and pricey gadget spam
Meta Connect 2026 was a wild ride, folks, and I’m not just talking about Mark Zuckerberg’s enthusiastic pitch for the…
Ubisoft reimagines iconic locale without actually going there somehow
The Division 2 is still chugging along, and I’m not surprised. After all, why kill a cash cow when you…
Netflix Still Churning Out Endless Content to Fill Void in Your Soul
In a move that will surely thrill fans of endless scrolling and protagonists with convenient skills, Netflix has announced a…
Andy Biersack Already Tired Of Next Black Veil Brides Album
OMG, you guys, BLACK VEIL BRIDES is finally going to release new music soon! 🤩 I mean, it’s not like…
Phil Collen Still Hasn’t Gotten Tired Of His Signature Guitar Sound After 40 Years
In a move that’s been decades in the making, Jackson has finally released the Pro Series Signature Phil Collen PC1-E,…
Microsoft peddles more overpriced Surfaces with shiny new Snapdragon guts
Microsoft decided to crash the Snapdragon Summit party, and I’m not complaining. The company unveiled its next-generation portable Surface laptop…
WARLOCK stumbles towards greatness amidst industry chaos somehow
Oh joy, another game to get hyped about, and by “hyped” I mean cautiously optimistic while secretly preparing for disappointment.…