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Tag: Brian “Head” Welch

Breaking Benjamin’s Keith Wallen Finally Gets a Solo Gig That Isn’t Just ‘Breaking Benjamin’
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Breaking Benjamin’s Keith Wallen Finally Gets a Solo Gig That Isn’t Just ‘Breaking Benjamin’

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 23, 2026January 23, 2026

🎶 Unleash the Acoustic Dragon: Keith Wallen’s New Single “A Thin Line” is Here to Haunt Your Playlists! 🎶 In…

KORN Guitarist BRIAN ‘HEAD’ WELCH Drops Truth Bomb: Religion, Still Messing Things Up After All These Years, Who Knew
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KORN Guitarist BRIAN ‘HEAD’ WELCH Drops Truth Bomb: Religion, Still Messing Things Up After All These Years, Who Knew

Chord F. DiscordNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Brian “Head” Welch, the dude who bailed on KORN in ’05 ’cause he found Jesus (or maybe Jesus found his…

KORN’s Head Gets Deep: Life’s Fleeting, Bro
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KORN’s Head Gets Deep: Life’s Fleeting, Bro

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

KORN guitarist Brian “Head” Welch, the dude who once traded his dreads for devotion, is back with another profound video…

SEVENDUST Guitarist to Force-Feed Listeners His Christ Obsession on Upcoming Album
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SEVENDUST Guitarist to Force-Feed Listeners His Christ Obsession on Upcoming Album

Chord F. DiscordJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

Ah, yes, another rockstar finds Jeebus. 🙄 During an appearance on the Man Up God’s Way podcast with host Jody…

So, Head from Korn wants the youths to ditch the mosh pit for a one-on-one with JC himself 🤘😂🙏?
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So, Head from Korn wants the youths to ditch the mosh pit for a one-on-one with JC himself 🤘😂🙏?

Chord F. DiscordApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

Oh sweet baby Jesus, another washed-up rockstar finds religion! 🙄 Brian “Head” Welch, formerly of the oh-so-edgy KORN, sat down…

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