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GHANA INDEPENDENCE CELEBRATION: WHERE WE FINALLY STOPPED SHARING OUR GOLD WITH COLONIALISTS

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**GHANAIANS IN DALLAS: PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999 (BUT WITH MORE BEATS)** Join the chaos at **Vice PARK** in **Dallas, TX,…

“Mama’s Little Zen Warriors: Yoga Pants and Page-Turners Unite!”
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“Mama’s Little Zen Warriors: Yoga Pants and Page-Turners Unite!”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**😂 This event ended before it even started! 😭** Check out the details for “Interwoven: Mommy and Me Yoga and…

“TEDxDelMar Youth: Where Kids Try to Outsmart Adults and Mostly Just Out-Cringe Them”
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“TEDxDelMar Youth: Where Kids Try to Outsmart Adults and Mostly Just Out-Cringe Them”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**Whoa, Hold Up, the Event Already Happened!** The TEDxDelMar Youth – Unstoppable event already happened on Sunday, March 8th from…

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“Finally, a Party Where the American Songbook Gets More Love Than Your Ex’s Playlist”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**Temple Ambler’s Annual Songbook Soiree: A Night of Big Band Brilliance!** 🎶 Location: The Learning Center Auditorium at Temple University…

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ONLINE Workshop ‘Rust in de Drukte, Mindfulness voor Moeders!’ – Omdat Moeders Relaxen Net Alsof Ze Op een Strand Zitten Met 10 Kinderen Die ‘Mama’ Schreeuwen!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**Dit is echt te gek: een workshop om “rust” te vinden… op een stoel!** Online workshop met Jacquelin Zents. Je…

“Tay-Tay’s Drag-tastic Eras Extravaganza Hits Austin: Prepare for Glitter, Gags, and Gowns!”
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“Tay-Tay’s Drag-tastic Eras Extravaganza Hits Austin: Prepare for Glitter, Gags, and Gowns!”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

Taylor Swift’s “The Eras Tour” Hits Austin in a Drag-tastic Spectacle! Event ended, folks! 🎤 The queens took the stage…

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“Breaking News: Mobile Cafe Mob Gathers for Brew-haha Bash!”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 8, 2026

**THE BLOCK: Where Seattle’s Mobile Cafés Collide Like a Caffeine-Fueled Thunderdome** ☕️🔥 On **Sunday, March 8th**, from **11AM-3PM**, Fairview Market…

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Rose Bowl Flea Market: Where Your Grandma’s Junk Becomes Your Treasure (Or Just More Junk) on March 8, 2026

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 7, 2026

The world-famous Rose Bowl Flea Market happens the second Sunday of every month! 🛒 Shop over 2,500 vendors offering everything…

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Latinas Forever: Nuestro Carnaval – Where the Party Never Stops and the Tacos Never Run Out! 🎉🌮

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 7, 2026

🌸 LATINAS FOREVER! Nuestro Carnaval 💃🏽 Another excuse to dress up, eat too much, and dance until your shoes hate…

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SATURDAYS: WHERE THE CIRCUS OF CHAOS BECOMES YOUR WEEKLY THERAPY SESSION

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 7, 2026

**Prepare for the “Greatest Show on Earth” – Atlanta’s Saturday Night Circus!** Join us every week at THE GREATEST SHOW…

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