Skillsfest UK LIVE – Because Zoom Fatigue Isn’t Real! 💻
Calling all students and parents who enjoy staring at screens for hours! Join Lloyds Banking Group for their Spring Skillsfest LIVE – a virtual extravaganza that’s *totally* not just a glorified webinar. Starting at 10am and dragging on until 4pm, experience the thrill of watching pre-recorded sessions about apprenticeships, fighting simulated online fraud (with your imagination!), and creating apps that might help customers (or just crash). Up to 5 people can suffer together per booking! Your data will be “deleted” within 3 months – we promise! 🤞 Email [email protected] if you suddenly remember you have a life. No Eventbrite account needed, but why not give them your data too? 🙃 Photography and filming included – smile awkwardly!
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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