**Worried your kid might accidentally join a cyber-crime gang instead of a gaming clan? Fear not!**
Police Scotland’s Cybercrime Harm Prevention Team and Parenting Across Scotland are here to save the day—or at least your Wi-Fi. Join their virtual event during Cyber Scotland Week 2026 to learn how to stop your child from “accidentally” sending your bank details to a Nigerian prince.
Expect short presentations, Q&A sessions, and the thrilling revelation that yes, Fortnite *can* be dangerous. Bonus: they’ll share slides afterward, so you can pretend you understood it all.
**Details:**
**Date:** During Cyber Scotland Week 2026
**Platform:** Zoom (because nothing screams “cyber safety” like a Zoom link)
**Requirements:** A device, internet, and the ability to click “CC Live Transcript” for subtitles.
**Pro tip:** If you’re sharing a device, book *one* ticket. No, really. They mean it.
Data protection policies available for those who *actually* read them.
Don’t miss this chance to finally figure out why your kid’s tablet keeps autocorrecting “homework” to “hacker.” 🕵️♂️
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Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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