**Tech Employees, It’s Time to Stop Being Emotional About Your Monopoly Money**
Stock options, RSUs, and ESPP are like that ex who keeps texting—you know it’s risky, but you can’t help holding on. In this webinar, we’ll teach you how to break up with your equity, avoid tax drama, and stop crying over unrealized gains. Spoiler: selling early isn’t always a sin. Join us for real talk, zero sales pitches, and strategies that won’t make you regret your life choices.
Disclaimer: No financial products will be sold. Just tough love and bad jokes.

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
