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ISACA NTX Meeting (Virtual) January 9th: Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Audit It
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ISACA NTX Meeting (Virtual) January 9th: Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Can Audit It

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 27, 2025

🚨 Attention: Bored Accounting Souls! 🚨 Tired of spreadsheets? Come watch grown adults passionately argue about System Implementation Controls! 📅…

Crankdat Brings the Noise to Decca Live and Your Eardrums
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Crankdat Brings the Noise to Decca Live and Your Eardrums

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 27, 2025

Just when you thought your weekend couldn’t get any more wild, Crankdat decided to drop some bass in Jacksonville! 🎵🔥…

How To Use Monarch: Because Apparently We Still Need A Manual For Basic Butterfly Behavior
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How To Use Monarch: Because Apparently We Still Need A Manual For Basic Butterfly Behavior

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 27, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Desperate TFD Employees Host FREE Monarch Workshop Because They Need Validation (and Referral Commissions) 🚨 📅 **Date:** December…

TA Workshop: How to Cry Professionally While Pretending You’re Helping
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TA Workshop: How to Cry Professionally While Pretending You’re Helping

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 27, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Teaching Assistants to Learn How to Not Scream at Traumatized Kids! 🧠💥 📅 Jan 19, 2026 | ⏰…

7 Quick Wins: How to Coddle Perfectionists Who Are Terrified of Failing at Life
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7 Quick Wins: How to Coddle Perfectionists Who Are Terrified of Failing at Life

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 27, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Teachers Discover Secret Weapon Against Students Who’d Rather Starve Than Submit Homework 🚨 📅 Date: December 10, 2025…

Mary Jane’s 50th Birthday Bash ft. Big Gigantic celebrating the OG plant that makes everything better
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Mary Jane’s 50th Birthday Bash ft. Big Gigantic celebrating the OG plant that makes everything better

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 27, 2025

🏔️🎉 FREE CONCERT ALERT: Big Gigantic plays Mary Jane’s 50th birthday bash! 🎉🏔️ Join us at the Rendezvous Event Center…

Refuge New Year’s Day Marathon w/ Victor Calderone – Because Nothing Says Recovery Like 4 AM Pounding Bass
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Refuge New Year’s Day Marathon w/ Victor Calderone – Because Nothing Says Recovery Like 4 AM Pounding Bass

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 26, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: A DJ Will Play Records for Money in Brooklyn 🚨 The REX system—a fancy speaker setup that goes…

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BigRock regala lezioni di UX Design perché ovviamente nessuno sa come si fa

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 26, 2025

🚨 ATTENZIONE: La creatività umana è in pericolo! L’IA vuole rubare i vostri disegnini! 🤖🎨 Ma non temete, BigRock vi…

DEORRO’s DJ Set in the Bathroom: The Best Dance Music You’ve Never Heard
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DEORRO’s DJ Set in the Bathroom: The Best Dance Music You’ve Never Heard

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 26, 2025

Fresno’s most predictable event of the year returns! Deorro will once again play “Yee” and “Bam” sounds at the Rainbow…

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How to Start a Business While Your Roommate Does Your Laundry and You Ignore All Advice

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 26, 2025

Online | Date: 8th January 2026 | Time: 09:30 – 15:30 🤖💻 Ever wondered why your side hustle still lives…

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