Calling all ice-obsessed misfits and beer enthusiasts! 🍻 Ever wanted to sweep your problems away while pretending you’re in the Olympics? 🥌 Join us at Forgotten Star Brewing on January 11, 2026, for a crash course in curling—where the ice is slippery, the strategy is questionable, and the snacks are mandatory. 🧊🍕 Dress warm, act cool, and prepare for maximum broomstacking. No experience needed—just bring your competitive spirit and a designated driver for the nachos. 🚗💨
Join us for a fun, social introduction to curling at Forgotten Star Brewing! Whether you’re a seasoned player or brand-new to the sport, this free event welcomes all ages and is the perfect way to laugh, learn and enjoy great beverages, food and community this winter.
Class will begin inside with a quick primer on scoring, strategy and all the quirky curling lingo—including why it’s called “chess on ice.” Then we’ll head outside to practice and play, so be sure to dress for the weather. Expect plenty of time for broomstacking (a.k.a. socializing, eating and drinking) with fellow attendees. It’s also a fun way to gear up for the 2026 Winter Olympics—learn the basics now so you can follow the action like a pro!
The session is led by local curler Jill Aitchison, owner of Curling Connections. Come experience one of the most welcoming, social sports around!
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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