Paramount wisely delays inevitable soul crushing merger with Warner Bros Discovery
In a shocking turn of events that will likely have far-reaching consequences for the entertainment industry, Paramount has agreed to…
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Joe Manchin Tries Again Because Why Not
Well, folks, it looks like Joe Manchin is back in the game, and this time, he’s going independent. The 78-year-old…
Merger on Hold Because Lawyers Got Paid
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the entertainment industry, folks. A federal judge has granted…
System Of A Down in Warsaw, Poland (07/18/2026)
Armenian-American nu metal from California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Revolutionary War Mystery Solved With Old Bones
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. After 246 years, researchers have finally identified the remains of Pvt.…
CRADLE OF FILTH Still Exists Somehow Announces Tour With MOONSPELL And WORM
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia overload? 🤯 Cradle of Filth is back with the second…
Father Son Bonding Activity Takes Dark Turn In California Forest
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild story out of northern California, where two US Forest Service…
Bonta Doesn’t Think CNN Fix Will Magic Away Lawsuit Troubles Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 12-state coalition, led by California Attorney General Rob Bonta, is…
Trump Gets Free Security Detail Until He Leaves Office
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s decision to extend the deployment of National Guard troops to Washington,…
GHOST makes movie about themselves because humility is overrated
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more GHOST?! 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of you demanded it… again. The…