Dez Fafara’s Brain Somehow Still Intact Despite Years of Nu Metal
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I was so excited to read that Dez Fafara, the…
Tag: California
Borrowers Thrilled To Pay Even More For Ancient Education Debt
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jessica Ochoa, a 32-year-old speech-language pathologist in Southern California, who’s trying to…
Newsom’s 20-Year-Old Skeleton Finally Gets a Name
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Gavin Newsom’s latest drama, and folks, it’s a doozy. A former staffer, Ruby…
EBay’s Unique Customer Service Includes Free Cockroaches For Some Users
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. EBay and three of its former top executives have agreed to…
Amigo the Devil at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 1 — 07/24/2026)
American singer-songwriter, guitarist, and banjo player from San Francisco, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…
West Coast Tech Jobs Apparently Not Falling From Trees
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the West Coast’s unemployment rates, and let me tell you, it’s not…
Debt Ridden DNC Doing Great Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Democratic National Committee is having a bit…
California Labor Leader Gets Free Pass After Protesting Immigration Policy
Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading about the Justice Department’s latest move. They’re dropping the case against…
Trump Remembers Stuff That Never Actually Occurred Again Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest remarks, and I have to say, it’s a…
Neurosis at Fire in the Mountains festival (Day 2 — 07/25/2026)
Post-metal from Oakland, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…