GUNS N’ ROSES Finally Pick Opening Bands So They Can Look Good By Comparison
🚨 BREAKING: GUNS N’ ROSES 2026 TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT REVEALED 🚨: AXL ROSE TO UNITE THE NATIONS WITH A LINEUP THAT…
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Kamala Harris Extends Book Tour to 2026 Because Apparently Even Her Memoir Needs a Second Chance
Kamala Harris announces 2026 book tour extension, now rebranded as ‘How to Lose an Election and Still Get Paid’ –…
Supreme Court Blesses Texas Gerrymandering, Dems Triggered and Own Selves in Cali and Beyond
Another day, another victory for freedom! The Supreme Court, in its infinite wisdom, has given the thumbs up to Texas’s…
Keanu Reeves’s band DOGSTAR (lol) Announces Spring/Summer 2026 European Tour (get your earplugs ready)
So, Keanu Reeves, bless his heart, decided that saving the world as John Wick wasn’t enough. Now he’s back with…
Entheos in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)
Progressive death metal from Santa Cruz, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Fallujah in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)
Technical death metal from San Francisco, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
The Zenith Passage in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)
Technical death metal from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Butte Film Fest 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
**OMG! 😱 The 3rd Annual Butte Film Festival (BUFF) is hitting Meriam Park Barn, Chico, CA, Dec 6–7, 2025!** 🎬…
**Arabian Nights: Where Your Thanksgiving Regrets Go to Dance**
Wow, look at this Arabian Nights party 🥳 at Pure Nightclub in Sunnyvale, CA! It was on Thanksgiving weekend, Nov…
Cattle Decapitation in Charlotte, NC (11/28/2025)
Progressive Death Metal from San Diego, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…