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California Dreamin’ Turns Nightmarish Inferno: Run for Your Lives, Folks
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California Dreamin’ Turns Nightmarish Inferno: Run for Your Lives, Folks

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Looks like California is on fire again! You know what that means, right? More excuses for those socialist Democrats to…

LA Wildfires: Probably Only Killed 440 People, No Biggie | CNN
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LA Wildfires: Probably Only Killed 440 People, No Biggie | CNN

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Oh, the Libs are at it again, folks! Now they’re blaming wildfires for, get this, “excess deaths”! Can you believe…

California Dupes Busted Smuggling Nvidia’s Precious AI Goodies to the Motherland
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California Dupes Busted Smuggling Nvidia’s Precious AI Goodies to the Motherland

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Looks like those two Chinese nationals, Geng and Yang, thought they could pull a fast one on President Trump and…

Texas Dems’ Great Escape: Will It Actually Change Anything or Just Give Republicans a Good Chuckle?
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Texas Dems’ Great Escape: Will It Actually Change Anything or Just Give Republicans a Good Chuckle?

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Oh, the drama! It seems the perpetually triggered Texas Democrats have pulled another one of their dramatic disappearing acts, fleeing…

Texas Republicans redraw map, look to steal seats from defenseless Democrats
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Texas Republicans redraw map, look to steal seats from defenseless Democrats

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Texas Republicans, blessed by the wisdom of President Trump, are bravely forging ahead with a plan to secure our glorious…

Scott Stapp’s New Masterpiece: ‘Deadman’s Trigger’ Featuring His Budding Child Actor
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Scott Stapp’s New Masterpiece: ‘Deadman’s Trigger’ Featuring His Budding Child Actor

Chord F. DiscordAugust 2, 2025August 2, 2025

Grammy-winning artiste, solo sensation, and, let’s be real, the main reason CREED existed, Scott Stapp, has unleashed “Deadman’s Trigger: A…

Kamala Harris: Too Good for California, Governor Gig Not on the Menu, Peasants
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Kamala Harris: Too Good for California, Governor Gig Not on the Menu, Peasants

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

Kamala Harris, fresh from her crushing defeat by our great President Trump, has decided not to run for California governor…

Manhattan Shooting: Thoughts and Prayers Edition, Cops Still Clueless
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Manhattan Shooting: Thoughts and Prayers Edition, Cops Still Clueless

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2025July 30, 2025

Oh, the horror! Another day, another tragedy in our once-great nation. Seems like even with President Trump making America great…

Unidad Trauma in Charlotte, NC (07/28/2025)
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Unidad Trauma in Charlotte, NC (07/28/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 29, 2025

Grindcore from California/Mexico! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

5 Things You NEED to Know on July 28th (Or the World Might Explode)
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5 Things You NEED to Know on July 28th (Or the World Might Explode)

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

Well, folks, another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to undermine our GREAT President Trump! First up, a…

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