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Tag: California

US Senator Gets Kicked Out of DHS Event for Asking Too Many Smart Questions, Apparently
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US Senator Gets Kicked Out of DHS Event for Asking Too Many Smart Questions, Apparently

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Another day, another snowflake meltdown! Sen. Alex Padilla, a California Democrat, claims he was “forcibly removed” from a Homeland Security…

Nirvana’s ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ Gets Two Billion Views: Are You Really That Bored
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Nirvana’s ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ Gets Two Billion Views: Are You Really That Bored

Chord F. DiscordJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Did you hear?! NIRVANA’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” music video FINALLY crawled its way to two billion views…

Local Car Dealership Lightly Emptied of Some Overpriced Metal
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Local Car Dealership Lightly Emptied of Some Overpriced Metal

Big ElephantJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? $200,000 worth of American muscle, GONE! Stolen from a dealership in Thomaston, Georgia. You know…

Behold: BLACK FLAG’s New Lineup Stumbles Through Their First Live Gig
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Behold: BLACK FLAG’s New Lineup Stumbles Through Their First Live Gig

Chord F. DiscordJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

BLACK FLAG, the legendary punk band (or what’s left of it), graced the stage of Mixtape 5 in Sofia, Bulgaria,…

Seagate Drops a 4TB Storage Expansion Card for Xbox Series X|S Owners Who Hate Money
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Seagate Drops a 4TB Storage Expansion Card for Xbox Series X|S Owners Who Hate Money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 9, 2025June 9, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful gaming gods! 🙏 Seagate, bless their cotton socks, has bestowed upon us, the unwashed masses of Xbox…

Belinda Carlisle, Aging Pop Icon, Desperately Clings to California Relevance with Yet Another Album No One Asked For
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Belinda Carlisle, Aging Pop Icon, Desperately Clings to California Relevance with Yet Another Album No One Asked For

Chord F. DiscordJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

Belinda Carlisle, bless her heart, is apparently still at it. She’s dropping a new album called Once Upon A Time…

Heartbroken: Band Loses Instruments, Finds New Appreciation for Silence Before AC Gig
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Heartbroken: Band Loses Instruments, Finds New Appreciation for Silence Before AC Gig

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

Legendary (debatable) rockers HEART (still around?) have announced that two “irreplaceable” (eye roll) instruments were stolen from the band prior…

Weinstein’s Lawyer Says Women May Have Exaggerated…Just a Tad
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Weinstein’s Lawyer Says Women May Have Exaggerated…Just a Tad

FinnJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

In a shocking turn of events that nobody saw coming (except maybe Harvey himself), Harvey Weinstein’s lawyer, probably paid in…

Bookie Season 2 (TV series): A Totally Unbiased and Accurate Episode Guide (Probably)
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Bookie Season 2 (TV series): A Totally Unbiased and Accurate Episode Guide (Probably)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 3, 2025June 3, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 🐴, because “Bookie” Season 2 is here to grace us with its presence… or something. If…

NEFARIOUS (lol!) Feat EXODUS, DEATH ANGEL, HIRAX & HEATHEN Members Drop 2nd Single
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NEFARIOUS (lol!) Feat EXODUS, DEATH ANGEL, HIRAX & HEATHEN Members Drop 2nd Single

Chord F. DiscordJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

NEFARIOUS, a geriatric thrash metal “supergroup” (term used loosely) hailing from the sunny state of California, featuring the fossilized vocal…

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