Ace Frehley Aborts Mission 2025: Blames It On The Space Flu Again
OMG! Ace Frehley, the Spaceman who clearly hasn’t found his way back to Earth 👽, has pulled the plug 🔌…
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SEPULTURA Fires Current Drummer, Hires Back Guy They Fired, Extends Farewell Tour to the Year 3000
Brazilian/American metallers SEPULTURA, those geriatric rockers who refuse to die, have confirmed that drum prodigy (or victim?) Greyson Nekrutman will…
Gary Holt Says New EXODUS Album Is ‘Done’ So Prepare for 12 New National Anthems
So, guess what, losers? EXODUS guitarist Gary Holt, the guy who definitely doesn’t regret not being in the “Big Four,”…
California Uber and Lyft Drivers Demand the Right to Form a Union (as if That’ll Fix Anything)
California, the land of fruits, nuts, and now, unionized Uber drivers! Gavin Newsom, fresh from his grooming appointment, just signed…
Dee Snider and Lita Ford Ravage Missouri With Geriatric Rock Show, Locals Pray for Quieter Afterlife
DEE SNIDER, the mouth that roared (or maybe just squeaked), graced Lita Ford’s stage on Friday, October 3, at The…
Chile Sells Seawater to California: A Salty Tears Souvenir
**Cine Chileno in San Francisco presents 🤡: “Viejo Perro” 🐕🦺 and its blockbuster spin-off “El Diario de ‘El Gringo’” 🏄♂️.…
Fist Up Film Fest: Prepare for Maximum Funk Overload!
16th Annual Fist Up Film Festival 2025 Day Four: We Want The Funk! (Feature Film) Doors 6:30 PM | Screening…
“New Wave Doc: Yawn-Inducing or Actually Rad?”
**OMG! 🙄 Elizabeth Ai, a filmmaker, made a movie about Vietnamese American teens in the 1980s. It’s about identity, loss,…
Missouri Guv’s Trump-Approved Masterplan: Securing Another Comfy GOP Seat (Because Democracy’s Overrated)
Another day, another desperate attempt by the radical left to undermine our glorious President Trump! Missouri’s new House map is…
Silicon Valley Geriatrics Learn to Use SkyNet
Oh, great, another bleeding-heart story from CNN about some woke wunderkind! Jacob Shaul, this little genius, is teaching seniors about…