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Wildfires gone wild across America huh
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wildfires gone wild across America huh

Big ElephantJune 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the wildfires across the United States, and let me tell you, it’s…

Bulletboys Reunite Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs Soundtrack
Breaking News: BULLETBOYS Reunite, World Still Spinning 🤯
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Bulletboys Reunite Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs Soundtrack

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Iron Maiden t-shirt because I’m so shocked… just kidding, I’m not that…

You Won’t Believe What Happened to This Pro Trans Lawmaker
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You Won’t Believe What Happened to This Pro Trans Lawmaker

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about California state Sen. Scott Wiener, who got surrounded by protesters at San…

Oh great another Obama era holder joins the witch hunt
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Oh great another Obama era holder joins the witch hunt

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about John Yoo, a conservative lawyer who’s about to join a Justice Department investigation,…

You Won’t Believe What Happened At This No Kill Shelter
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You Won’t Believe What Happened At This No Kill Shelter

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a “no-kill” animal shelter in California, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…

Megadeth in Istanbul, Turkey (06/23/2026)
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Megadeth in Istanbul, Turkey (06/23/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 23, 2026

American heavy metal from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

AC/DC somehow still relevant enough to get pop-ups on 2026 tour
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AC/DC somehow still relevant enough to get pop-ups on 2026 tour

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Oh no, AC/DC fans are about to get their Aussie-shaped senses overwhelmed 🤯: the AC/DC PWR/UP Pop Up is coming…

Iran loves LA’s hospitality what a surprise
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Iran loves LA’s hospitality what a surprise

Big ElephantJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee, reading CNN, and I come across this story about the Iranian soccer team leaving a…

Get Ready for the Most Epic Display of Big Hair and Bigger Egos as DOKKEN Attempts to Relive the Glory Days at the Somewhat Still Relevant Whisky A Go Go
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Display of Big Hair and Bigger Egos as DOKKEN Attempts to Relive the Glory Days at the Somewhat Still Relevant Whisky A Go Go

Chord F. DiscordJune 21, 2026June 21, 2026

Breaking news: DOKKEN is still alive and rocking (kind of) 🤘! Videographer Dan Petry has uploaded a video of their…

Spite in Charlotte, NC (06/18/2026)
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Spite in Charlotte, NC (06/18/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 18, 2026

Deathcore from Southern California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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