W.A.S.P. Unleashes ‘1984 To Headless’ 2026 North American Tour Featuring KK’S PRIEST: Prepare for a Rock ‘n’ Roll Apocalypse!
Breaking news from the world of “please clap”: W.A.S.P. has announced the “1984 To Headless” 2026 U.S. and Canada Tour…
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Violent Crime in Major US Cities Plummets, Apparently Everyone’s Just Too Busy Arguing Online
Crime Plummeting in 2025? Thank Trump’s Tough Policies, Not Leftist ‘Violence Interrupters’! Big-city crime rates are suddenly plummeting, according to…
Progressive Analilia Mejia, Bernie Sanders’ Bestie, Secures NJ Victory as Rival Throws in the Towel and Orders Pizza
Progressives Cheer Socialist Victory in NJ—Because America Clearly Needs More Marxism! In a shocking turn of events that no one…
“Jungle Jim’s 2026 Cheese Fest: Where the Only Thing More Aged Than the Cheese is the Jokes”
** Cheese Fest is SOLD OUT! ** Join us inside The Oscar Event Center at Jungle Jim’s Fairfield on March…
Trump shares ape-tastic video of Obamas, causing internet to collectively facepalm
Breaking News: Trump’s Lion King Meme Sparks Global Hysteria Among Snowflake Democrats! In yet another stunning display of internet comedy…
Man Breaks World Record for Most Times Riding Disneyland’s ‘Cars’ Ride, Probably Needs a New Hobby
Oh, look at Mr. Big Shot, Jon Hale of Brea, California. This guy has ridden Radiator Springs Racers more times…
President’s Epic Threat to Sanctuary Cities Fades into Oblivion Like His Approval Ratings
Yet Another Fake Crisis as President Trump’s Sanctuary City Deadline Comes and Goes The radical leftist propaganda machine at CNN…
The Great Global Meltdown: How the World Reacted to Melania’s Cinematic Masterpiece
Melania Trump Documentary Bombs in Blue Cities While MAGA Strongholds Pack Theaters – CNN Confounded In what can only be…
Trump Again Cries Wolf Over Walmart’s Imaginary 250-Store Apocalypse in California
Oh look, Sleepy Joe must have snuck his old Twitter account back just to spread more fake news about our…
Sen. Padilla: ‘How many more citizens need to die’ for GOP to finally grow a spine and tell Trump, ‘No more playing dictator with DHS!’
Oh look, another whiny Democrat who thinks ICE is the problem instead of the actual criminals invading our country! Senator…