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Robots thrive, humans not so much on West Coast apparently
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Robots thrive, humans not so much on West Coast apparently

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the job market on the West Coast, and folks, I almost spilled my…

Suspect Strolls into US Embassy Years After Botched Hit
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Suspect Strolls into US Embassy Years After Botched Hit

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A young man, Justin Tran, was heading to the gym in…

LEFT TO DIE Butchers Death Cover For Chuck Schuldiner’s Ghost
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LEFT TO DIE Butchers Death Cover For Chuck Schuldiner’s Ghost

Chord F. DiscordAugust 7, 2026August 7, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that has left metalheads reeling, the YouTube channel of the Considered Dead blog has…

America’s Water Supply Apparently Wide Open To Hacking
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America’s Water Supply Apparently Wide Open To Hacking

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A cyberattack on water systems in a dozen states is exposing…

Saturday Night Fever Dream Now Worth $856 Million
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Saturday Night Fever Dream Now Worth $856 Million

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Powerball jackpot, and let me tell you, it’s a doozy.…

Nolan Wells Investigation Sparks Creative Witness Intimidation Techniques Apparently
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Nolan Wells Investigation Sparks Creative Witness Intimidation Techniques Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Three people have been charged with threatening a judge, a witness,…

GOP Lawmakers Eagerly Restrict Voting Rights For Some Reason
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GOP Lawmakers Eagerly Restrict Voting Rights For Some Reason

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest primaries, and folks, it’s been an interesting week. The big news…

Cartridge slots make comeback because nostalgia pays publishers’ bills
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Cartridge slots make comeback because nostalgia pays publishers’ bills

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as the humble cartridge slot is making a comeback in the…

Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing
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Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Glenn Hughes, the legendary bassist/vocalist of Deep Purple, has announced his retirement from touring…

Corporate Giants Get to Spend Millions Fighting Each Other
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Corporate Giants Get to Spend Millions Fighting Each Other

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. A federal judge has set a…

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