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The Top 10 Spooky Games That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices (According to Our Unquestionable Taste)
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The Top 10 Spooky Games That Will Make You Question Your Life Choices (According to Our Unquestionable Taste)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Ah, Halloween, the one day of the year where you can dress up as your crippling student debt and nobody…

Billy Sheehan Defends David Lee Roth’s Vocals: ‘He’s Still My Hero’ – Maybe Billy Needs a Hearing Aid
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Billy Sheehan Defends David Lee Roth’s Vocals: ‘He’s Still My Hero’ – Maybe Billy Needs a Hearing Aid

Chord F. DiscordOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

During an October 28 appearance on SiriusXM’s “Trunk Nation With Eddie Trunk”, legendary bassist Billy Sheehan, who apparently peaked in…

iPhone Gaming: All You Need to Know (Spoiler Alert: It’s Still an iPhone)
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iPhone Gaming: All You Need to Know (Spoiler Alert: It’s Still an iPhone)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Phones used to be these ancient artifacts that only did *one* thing: calls. Can you imagine? 📞 Now they’re diaries…

Maya Sharma’s Improv Class: Prepare to be Underwhelmed (Sundays)
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Maya Sharma’s Improv Class: Prepare to be Underwhelmed (Sundays)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG!** Eris Deep Space👽is hosting the Improv Level 2 Class show! Instructor Maya Sharma’s students will unleash chaos after 7…

Kirby Air Ride 2: Electric Boogaloo Finally Confirmed (But Probably Still Sucks)
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Kirby Air Ride 2: Electric Boogaloo Finally Confirmed (But Probably Still Sucks)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🙄 The sequel to the GameCube “classic” (and I use that term loosely, like…

Ninja Gaiden 4: Finally, A Game Where You Can Slice Dudes With A Guinness-Branded Katana
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Ninja Gaiden 4: Finally, A Game Where You Can Slice Dudes With A Guinness-Branded Katana

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

OMG! 🤯 Did you hear about the groundbreaking, earth-shattering, mind-numbingly brilliant marketing stunt Xbox, Koei Tecmo, and Team Ninja pulled…

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Sara Hennessey’s Comedy Class: Prepare to be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! 🤣 Saturday Stand Up Level 1 students, trained by the legendary Sara Hennessey, will unleash their comedic genius at…

Rec Room’s Hilarious Attempt at Comedy: Proceed at Your Own Risk
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Rec Room’s Hilarious Attempt at Comedy: Proceed at Your Own Risk

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

OMG! Eris Mainstage is hosting RecRoom’s first LIVE sketch comedy show at 7:00 PM (doors open 6:30 PM)! 🤣 A…

Bollywood Blackout: Get Schooled (Again) at Catch One LA, Oct 4th
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Bollywood Blackout: Get Schooled (Again) at Catch One LA, Oct 4th

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**🌟BACK TO SCHOOL BLACKOUT PARTY🌟 aka the “Why Bother Studying?” party.🙄 Oct 4th, Catch One Nightclub, LA. Hosted by BIH…

2025: Still mingling?
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2025: Still mingling?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Join the “Lights, Camera, Auction” | 2025 Mix & Mingle! Dress as a celeb (or don’t 😂). Light…

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