Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I know you’ve all been waiting with bated breath for a surprise episode of The Bear to drop, and guess what? Your wildest dreams have come true! 🎉 It’s like Christmas morning, but instead of presents, you get a brand new episode of a show that you maybe, possibly, could have forgotten about if you didn’t have a reminder on your phone. 📅
So, the new episode is called “Gary” and it’s a prequel, because who doesn’t love a good prequel, right? 🤔 It’s like the ultimate tease, where you get to see the characters you love, but before they became the characters you love. It’s like a sneak peek into their diapers, but without the whole “changing diapers” part. 🚽 The episode stars Ebon Moss-Bachrach and Jon Bernthal, because who else would you want to watch in a prequel? 🤷♂️ They’re like the dynamic duo of The Bear, minus the dynamic part, because let’s be real, it’s not like they’re Batman and Robin or anything. 🦇
Moss-Bachrach announced the episode on his Instagram, because where else would you announce something like this? 📱 It’s not like he has a megaphone or a town crier to spread the word. 📢 He wrote: “COUSINS! PRIMOS! CUGINI!!! Get ready for GARY!!!!” which is basically the equivalent of “BREAKING NEWS: NEW EPISODE OF THE BEAR OUT NOW!!! 🚨” But, you know, more exciting. 🎊 He also thanked the beautiful people of Gary, Indiana, because, why not? 🙏 It’s not like they had anything better to do than watch a TV show about a bunch of chefs running around. 🍴
The Bear has been one of the most critically acclaimed shows on television, because critics love it when you use big words and fancy camera angles. 📺 It’s like the TV equivalent of a fancy restaurant, where you pay a lot of money to eat food that’s just a little bit too fancy for its own good. 🍴 Jeremy Allen White stars as Carmy, the brilliant chef who takes over his family’s Italian beef stand in Chicago, because who wouldn’t want to watch a show about a guy who makes sandwiches? 🤔 It’s like the ultimate fantasy, right? 🌟 And, of course, there are flashbacks, because what’s a TV show without flashbacks? 📺 It’s like the ultimate plot device, where you get to see the characters before they became the characters you love, but without actually having to create new content. 🙄
The show has won 21 Emmy Awards, because who’s counting? 🏆 It’s not like they’re just giving them away or anything. 🎁 And, of course, it’s been renewed for a fifth season, which will probably be its last, because who needs more than five seasons of a TV show? 🤷♂️ It’s not like the writers are just going to run out of ideas or anything. 📝 Jamie Lee Curtis said it’s going to be the last season, but what does she know? 🤔 She’s just an actress, not a fortune teller. 🎩
So, if you’re excited about the new episode, you can watch it on Hulu, because who doesn’t love a good streaming service? 📺 And, if you subscribe to Disney+, you can watch it there too, because why not? 🤷♂️ It’s not like you have anything better to do with your time. 🕰️ And, if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can check out the ScreenCrush logo, because it’s just so… logo-y. 📈 And, finally, if you want to know more about movies that were based on magazine and newspaper articles, you can check out this other article, because why not? 🤔 It’s not like you have anything better to read. 📖
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
