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Because You Clearly Need More Of The Same Thing Over And Over Again
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Because You Clearly Need More Of The Same Thing Over And Over Again

FinnOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

You Can See Everything, the latest documentary from Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim, has taken the film world by storm.…

Clavicular’s Looksmaxxing Skills Clearly Didn’t Extend to Not Getting Arrested
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Clavicular’s Looksmaxxing Skills Clearly Didn’t Extend to Not Getting Arrested

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A 20-year-old social media personality, Braden Peters, also known as Clavicular,…

Dawnwalker Gets Tougher and Fluffier with New Update
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Dawnwalker Gets Tougher and Fluffier with New Update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Oh joy, another update to a game that’s still trying to find its footing, because what’s a live-service game without…

Meta Puts All Chips on Facial Computers Because Why Not
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Meta Puts All Chips on Facial Computers Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Meta’s new VR glasses, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

Fraternity House Apparently Not Just for Beer Pong Anymore
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Fraternity House Apparently Not Just for Beer Pong Anymore

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a disturbing incident at the University of Chicago, where a 21-year-old woman…

Montgomery Tries To Save Avatar From Live Service Ruin
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Montgomery Tries To Save Avatar From Live Service Ruin

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2026October 10, 2026

It’s finally happened, folks – the Avatar universe is back, and it’s bigger than ever. I mean, who needs a…

Federal Agents Visit NYC, Leave Souvenir Bullet
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Federal Agents Visit NYC, Leave Souvenir Bullet

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy story on CNN – a man from the Dominican Republic was…

Democrats Use Epstein Victim’s Family in Slick New Ad Campaign
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Democrats Use Epstein Victim’s Family in Slick New Ad Campaign

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest political ad from the Democrats, and I’ve got to say,…

To Catch a Predator Creates Unlikely Career Opportunities Apparently
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To Catch a Predator Creates Unlikely Career Opportunities Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest on Chris Hansen and his “To Catch a Predator” show,…

Kylie revives Fever again because nostalgia pays bills
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Kylie revives Fever again because nostalgia pays bills

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Twenty-five years to the day since it was first released, Kylie Minogue announces Fever (XXV Edition), a new edition of…

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