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Nation Still Somehow Not Over Worst Tuesday Ever
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Nation Still Somehow Not Over Worst Tuesday Ever

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11 in New York City, and I have…

TIFF 2026 Review: Hope – “because who needs a decent plot when the cinematography is on point and the fancy camera angles will distract you from the crushing existential dread”
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TIFF 2026 Review: Hope – “because who needs a decent plot when the cinematography is on point and the fancy camera angles will distract you from the crushing existential dread”

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 The movie “Hope” is like a wild rollercoaster ride of…

Apple Reinvents iPhone With More Of The Same Old Stuff Again
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Apple Reinvents iPhone With More Of The Same Old Stuff Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Apple’s latest iPhone lineup is here, and it’s a doozy. The company has finally unveiled the long-rumored iPhone Duo, a…

Oh Joy Another Mind Blowing Masterpiece from the King of Plot Twists and the Sultan of Sappy Romances
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Oh Joy Another Mind Blowing Masterpiece from the King of Plot Twists and the Sultan of Sappy Romances

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤣 I mean, who wouldn’t want…

Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes are BFFs Now and Theyre About to Blow the Lid Off the Entire World with Their Jaw Droppingly Amazing New Documentary Series You Can See Everything
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Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes are BFFs Now and Theyre About to Blow the Lid Off the Entire World with Their Jaw Droppingly Amazing New Documentary Series You Can See Everything

FinnSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic documentary of the year? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t want…

TECNO peddles slim 5G phone to cash in on thinness obsession
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TECNO peddles slim 5G phone to cash in on thinness obsession

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another smartphone, TECNO has announced the CAMON Slim 5G, a device that’s supposed…

Apple’s New CEO Faces Daunting Task of Not Screwing Everything Up
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Apple’s New CEO Faces Daunting Task of Not Screwing Everything Up

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apple’s annual iPhone event is just around the corner, and for…

Gaming tech giants pilfer spotlight with flashy gimmicks at IFA 2026
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Gaming tech giants pilfer spotlight with flashy gimmicks at IFA 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2026September 5, 2026

IFA 2026 has come and gone, leaving in its wake a trail of exciting new tech that’s got this gamer’s…

Band of Brothers: Because You Clearly Haven’t Cried Enough About WWII Yet Here Comes Another Documentary
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Band of Brothers: Because You Clearly Haven’t Cried Enough About WWII Yet Here Comes Another Documentary

FinnSeptember 5, 2026September 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and a healthy dose of patriotism? 🎉 Because HBO Max…

Another Brilliant Movie Tie-In To Separate You From Your Money
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Another Brilliant Movie Tie-In To Separate You From Your Money

FinnSeptember 5, 2026September 6, 2026

Because What the World Really Needed Was a Ghost Face Soda Do you like scary movies? Do you like novel…

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