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Ossoff Picks Fight with White House Because Midterms Are Near
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Ossoff Picks Fight with White House Because Midterms Are Near

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A key Democratic lawmaker, Georgia Sen. Jon Ossoff, has gotten under…

Dave Mustaine Credits Divine Intervention For Not Dying Yet
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Dave Mustaine Credits Divine Intervention For Not Dying Yet

Chord F. DiscordAugust 16, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some feels? 🤯 Dave Mustaine, the legendary Megadeth frontman, just went live on…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is Another Tragic PR Opportunity
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is Another Tragic PR Opportunity

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

Lucy Davis, star of the original English version of The Office, has announced that she is suffering from “incurable” cancer.…

Biden’s Prostate Cancer Takes Turn For Worse Apparently
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Biden’s Prostate Cancer Takes Turn For Worse Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about former President Joe Biden’s health issues, and I have to say, it’s…

Neil Peart gets documentary because Canadians finally found someone to film besides mountains
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Neil Peart gets documentary because Canadians finally found someone to film besides mountains

Chord F. DiscordAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to pick my…

Cancer Bats Releases New Song Give Me Dirt Because You Clearly Needed More Angst In Your Life
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Cancer Bats Releases New Song Give Me Dirt Because You Clearly Needed More Angst In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🤯 Canadian hardcore punk legends Cancer Bats just dropped their eighth…

Steven Sweet’s Health Issues Are Totally Fine Probably
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Steven Sweet’s Health Issues Are Totally Fine Probably

Chord F. DiscordJuly 31, 2026August 1, 2026

I just spent the last hour reading about WARRANT drummer Steven Sweet’s health issues, and I’m still trying to process…

Dez Fafara’s Brain Somehow Still Intact Despite Years of Nu Metal
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Dez Fafara’s Brain Somehow Still Intact Despite Years of Nu Metal

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I was so excited to read that Dez Fafara, the…

Johnson & Johnson Throws $5.5 Billion at Baby Powder Problems
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Johnson & Johnson Throws $5.5 Billion at Baby Powder Problems

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Johnson & Johnson has set aside a whopping $5.5…

Remembering Lou Koller (Sick of It All)
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Remembering Lou Koller (Sick of It All)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 25, 2026

Sick of It All vocalist Lou Koller passes away at 59 following cancer battle Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…

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