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Tag: CD Projekt Red

Geriatric Gamers Rejoice: Witcher 3 Remaster Free for Original Owners
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Geriatric Gamers Rejoice: Witcher 3 Remaster Free for Original Owners

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt — Remastered is finally here, because what’s a classic game without a shiny new coat…

Edgerunners rides again with obligatory season two this October
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Edgerunners rides again with obligatory season two this October

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

CD Projekt Red and TRIGGER have finally given us a glimpse of what’s to come in the second season of…

Gaming Industry Desperation Peaks At Massive gamescom 2026 Event
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Gaming Industry Desperation Peaks At Massive gamescom 2026 Event

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Gamescom 2026 is already breaking records, because of course it is – the hype train has left the station and…

Because We Needed Another Apex Legends Crossover Obviously
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Because We Needed Another Apex Legends Crossover Obviously

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, EA and Respawn Entertainment are teaming up with CD PROJEKT RED…

Cyberpunk Edgerunners 2 Because You Clearly Needed More
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Cyberpunk Edgerunners 2 Because You Clearly Needed More

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Oh joy, another season of Cyberpunk: Edgerunners, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. Netflix has dropped the…

The Witcher 3 Is Getting One Last Surprise Expansion Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Hours of Your Life Playing It Already and Geralt Is Coming Back to Ruin Your Social Life Again
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The Witcher 3 Is Getting One Last Surprise Expansion Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Hours of Your Life Playing It Already and Geralt Is Coming Back to Ruin Your Social Life Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 27, 2026May 27, 2026

Breaking News: CD PROJEKT RED Finally Announces The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt – Songs of the Past, Because You Clearly…

Night City 2045 is Totally Not Jealous of Cyberpunk 2077’s Success and Definitely Doesn’t Need to One Up Them
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Night City 2045 is Totally Not Jealous of Cyberpunk 2077’s Success and Definitely Doesn’t Need to One Up Them

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 21, 2026April 21, 2026

Get ready for another exciting installment in the Cyberpunk 2077 universe, because CD Projekt Red is back with a brand…

Cyberpunk 2077’s New PS5 Pro Update Finally Fixes Everything Except the Part Where It Still Looks Like a Low Res PS3 Game
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Cyberpunk 2077’s New PS5 Pro Update Finally Fixes Everything Except the Part Where It Still Looks Like a Low Res PS3 Game

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 8, 2026April 8, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat 🎉. CD Projekt Red, the studio behind the super-duper, wildly popular…

April Fools 2026: Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Pranked Enough Already This Year
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April Fools 2026: Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Pranked Enough Already This Year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic April Fools’ Day jokes? 🤣 Because we’ve got a whole list…

Cyberpunk TCG Kickstarter Laughs at Goals, Destroys Them in 5 Minutes Flat
Cyberpunk TCG Kickstarter Makes $100k in 5 Minutes, Proving We’ll Buy Anything with Neon and Grit
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Cyberpunk TCG Kickstarter Laughs at Goals, Destroys Them in 5 Minutes Flat

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

In a stunning display of fandom that makes NFT collectors look like penny-pinchers, WeirdCo’s Cyberpunk TCG just raised $7.9 million…

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