Report: The Witcher 3 Might Get A New DLC In May 2026—Because CD Projekt Really Missed Us Paying For More Than 10 Years
🚨 BREAKING: The Witcher 3 is Rising from the Grave Like a Reanimated Kikimora in May 2026 🧟♂️⚔️📅 Yes, you…
Tag: CD Projekt Red
Cyberpunk 2077 2pointOMG Update: Now Your Car Can Also Glitch Through Walls
Well, well, well, choombas. Looks like CD Projekt RED is back at it again with the 2.3 update for Cyberpunk…
Wake Up, Macaroni, Cyberpunk 2077 Wants to be Your Roommate
OMG! 🤩 CD Projekt Red, bless their little hearts, is FINALLY gracing the Mac peasants with Cyberpunk 2077. Yes, you…
CD Projekt RED Is Making a Game About Geralt’s Bare Butt — and Gamers Are Hyped
While fans of The Witcher obsess over every pixel of Geralt’s sword and chest hair, CD Projekt RED just threw…
🔥 «The Witcher 4: Promises» — The Game That Might Launch Before Elon Musk’s Mars Colony! 🌌
Fans of the Witcher franchise, rejoice! Or don’t — we’re not here to dictate emotions. CD Projekt RED (or CDPR…
CD Projekt Red Goes Full Woke: All Future Games Feature DEI Characters Only!
In a shocking move that has sent shockwaves throughout the gaming community (and triggered more than a few internet meltdowns),…