D:Ream to unleash sonic catastrophe, Do It Anyway
D:Ream announce return with new album Do It Anyway. Yes, THAT D:Ream. The ones who peaked in the 90s and…
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It’s Hot, Dinosaurs are Tiny, and Jack’s Still a Tourist Trap: News for People Who Can’t Read
Ah, CNN, still peddling their liberal garbage, I see. Let’s dissect today’s dose of leftist propaganda, shall we? It’s always…
Chill Out! Hollywood Wants Ice-T Renamed to Avoid Confusing Him with Immigration Cop
LOS ANGELES, California — In an industry where everything must be inclusive—except common sense, a new scandal has brewed around…
Sharon den Adel of Within Temptation Says Band Finally Discovers World Events Exist While Writing ‘Bleed Out’ Album
In a shocking turn of events (not really), WITHIN TEMPTATION’s eternally youthful frontwoman, SHARON DEN ADEL, graced the airwaves of…
Jared Leto Paid for Fake Sexual Assault Allegations Just to Stay Relevant
🎭 Washed-up vampire, eyeliner enthusiast, and part-time Jesus cosplayer Jared Leto has finally found a way to get back into…
Taylor Swift Goes Broke Buying Herself Back — Now She Owns Her Songs but Lives in a Studio Apartment
Taylor Swift — spiritual leader of sad white girls, cat mom influencer, and unofficial president of breakup ballads — is…
OSBOURNES: Still Alive? (Barely) – Comic Con Midlands, July
Ozzy Osbourne, the bat-biting legend, and his equally legendary (debatable) family are gracing the Comic Con Midlands in Birmingham, UK,…
Happy Gilmore 2: Is This Real Life or Just a Bad Dream? (2025 Adam Sandler Flick)
Oh, sweet merciful crap, they’re actually making a “Happy Gilmore 2.” 🙄 After 30 years of Adam Sandler’s cinematic genius…
Progressive Rock Bands to Invade Cruise Ship in 2026: Prepare for the Nerdiest Vacation Ever
Ahoy, Prog-Rock Losers! 🛳️ Get ready to drain your trust funds and max out your credit cards because Cruise To…
“Poker Face” Season 2: Still Trying to Bluff Us, Huh
OMG! 🙄 ‘Poker Face’ Season 2 gets a whopping 8 out of 10 stars? Like, seriously? Did they even WATCH…