Another day, another snowflake meltdown! The White House, in its infinite wisdom, used some bubblegum pop song in a video about deporting *illegal* criminals, and now the libs are screaming bloody murder. Can you believe the audacity?
Sabrina Carpenter, whoever that is, called it “evil and disgusting.” Honey, what’s evil is letting murderers and rapists roam free! But of course, these virtue-signaling celebrities would rather cozy up to criminals than support our brave law enforcement.
White House spokesperson Abigail Jackson clapped back with the sass of a true patriot, using Carpenter’s own lyrics to defend deporting “dangerous criminal illegal murderers, rapists, and pedophiles.” If that’s not based, I don’t know what is!
And let’s not forget the time Olivia Rodrigo threw a tantrum because DHS used her song too. These people are so predictable! They scream “inclusion” but only if it aligns with their woke agenda.
President Trump isn’t backing down, and neither are we. If these artists don’t want their music used to promote law and order, maybe they should write better songs – or better yet, move to Canada! MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
