LOUDNESS Still Loud After All These Years Somehow
I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I’m so shocked that LOUDNESS is still kicking…
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Nation Somehow Manages To Contain Excitement For Soccer
The World Cup has finally arrived in the US, and I’m having a blast reading about it while sipping my…
Gregor Mackintosh credits sense of humor for not killing bandmates yet
OH NO, PARADISE LOST IS STILL TOGETHER AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!!! 🤯 I guess that’s what happens when you have…
Rudy Sarzo’s New Single Likely To Cure Insomnia With A.I. Help
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? I just found out that Rudy Sarzo, the legendary hard…
Oh Joy ‘The Invite’ is Basically Just a Bunch of Rich People Trying to Sell Each Other Stuff Over Canapés and Pretension
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy gossip and a whole lot of drama? 🍿🍫 Because I’ve got…
VENOM legends bring out the big guns to play to dozens of people in Uppsala
Breaking News: Venom’s Mantas and Abaddon Celebrate 45th Anniversary of “Welcome To Hell” with Epic Concert 🤯 I just spilled…
MAGA Elite Donate Big, Expecting Favors from Trump
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…
EVE Online’s The Capsuleer Edda Because Who Needs Actual Immortality When You Can Just Spend All Your Money on a Video Game Forever
EVE FanFest 2026 is making waves in the gaming world, and we’re not just talking about the usual cosplay and…
NAPALM DEATH’s SHANE EMBURY Loses Last Shred of Dignity While Gushing Over AT THE GATES Frontman TOMAS LINDBERG: ‘He Was The Only Guy Who Didn’t Think I Was Completely Insane’
In a shocking turn of events, the metal world is still reeling from the loss of Tomas “Tompa” Lindberg, the…
DISTURBED’s John Moyer Somehow Managed To Not Get Wasted For A Whole Year And Is Still Alive To Tell The Tale
Wow, you guys, it’s a miracle! 🙌 John Moyer, the bassist of DISTURBED, has been sober for a whole year!…