IRON MAIDEN sells soul to soulless corporation because legacy acts need mortgages too
Oh boy, are you ready for some “exciting” news? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN has just partnered with Pophouse Entertainment, because what…
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Bruce Dickinson wins award for talking loudly at people
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson just won the “Best Live Speaker” award…
Nick Barker Gets Mysterious Disease Because His Music Wasnt Aggressive Enough
I just spilled my beer all over my favorite black metal t-shirt, and it’s not even like I’m surprised. I…
LOUDNESS Still Loud After All These Years Somehow
I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I’m so shocked that LOUDNESS is still kicking…
Nation Somehow Manages To Contain Excitement For Soccer
The World Cup has finally arrived in the US, and I’m having a blast reading about it while sipping my…
Gregor Mackintosh credits sense of humor for not killing bandmates yet
OH NO, PARADISE LOST IS STILL TOGETHER AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!!! 🤯 I guess that’s what happens when you have…
Rudy Sarzo’s New Single Likely To Cure Insomnia With A.I. Help
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? I just found out that Rudy Sarzo, the legendary hard…
Oh Joy ‘The Invite’ is Basically Just a Bunch of Rich People Trying to Sell Each Other Stuff Over Canapés and Pretension
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy gossip and a whole lot of drama? 🍿🍫 Because I’ve got…
VENOM legends bring out the big guns to play to dozens of people in Uppsala
Breaking News: Venom’s Mantas and Abaddon Celebrate 45th Anniversary of “Welcome To Hell” with Epic Concert 🤯 I just spilled…
MAGA Elite Donate Big, Expecting Favors from Trump
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…