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Chicago ICE Protestors Get a FREE Vacation Courtesy of the US Government, Here’s the Itinerary
Elephant Reads CNN

Chicago ICE Protestors Get a FREE Vacation Courtesy of the US Government, Here’s the Itinerary

Big ElephantNovember 2, 2025November 2, 2025

Another day, another leftist meltdown! Seems like these “demonstrations” outside the ICE facility near Chicago are just a pathetic attempt…

Immigration Judge Shows Mercy on Chicago Dad Whose Kid Has the Big C
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Immigration Judge Shows Mercy on Chicago Dad Whose Kid Has the Big C

Big ElephantOctober 30, 2025October 30, 2025

Another sob story from the liberal media! They parade this poor illegal immigrant around because his daughter has cancer. And…

Lilith’s CRINGE Big Ol’ Golden Show Presents BOObnanza Spooktacular
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Lilith’s CRINGE Big Ol’ Golden Show Presents BOObnanza Spooktacular

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Friday, October 31, 2025, 8 PM! Lilith’s Big Ol’ Golden Show: BOOnanza Spooktacular! 👻 Doors at 7:30 PM,…

Buñuel: Dream Weaver or Just Plain Wacky
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Buñuel: Dream Weaver or Just Plain Wacky

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

**OMG! 😴 Buñuel’s ASHES are coming to Chicago!** 💀👻 This Día de los Muertos, witness the unveiling of *Buñuel: Master…

Chicago Film Symposium: Yawn
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Chicago Film Symposium: Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

OMG!🙄 The super exclusive “Chicago Film Symposium”🎬 is happening! Prepare for 24hrs of films by local “artists” who didn’t make…

Oops! Feds off the hook, Judge DITCHED after appeal court HILARIOUSLY steps in
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Oops! Feds off the hook, Judge DITCHED after appeal court HILARIOUSLY steps in

Big ElephantOctober 29, 2025October 29, 2025

Another day, another Deep State operative trying to undermine President Trump! This time, a rogue Chicago judge, probably a Soros…

Trump’s ICE Meltdown: Raids Getting Him Down
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s ICE Meltdown: Raids Getting Him Down

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Here we go again with the Fake News peddlers at CNN! Apparently, ICE isn’t arresting enough illegal aliens to satisfy…

Fork Handles! Man Accused of In-Flight Forklift Frenzy from Chicago to Krautland | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Fork Handles! Man Accused of In-Flight Forklift Frenzy from Chicago to Krautland | CNN

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Another day, another illegal alien, probably radicalized by some woke professor in his “biblical studies” program, stabs innocent Americans with…

Buñuel: King of Naps
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Buñuel: King of Naps

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

BUÑUEL: MASTER OF DREAMS: The UNVEILING of Luis Buñuel🤡 An International Exhibition Celebrating 100 YEARS of Surrealism🤣 Día de los…

Chicago Film Dorks Unite: 2025’s Snoozefest
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Chicago Film Dorks Unite: 2025’s Snoozefest

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG! Chicago Film Symposium? 🙄 More like a pity party for Black & brown filmmakers!** 🎬 One day of “art”…

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