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The Throw Gala: A Red Carpet Affair Where HeThrowParties Finally Gets the Recognition He Deserves
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The Throw Gala: A Red Carpet Affair Where HeThrowParties Finally Gets the Recognition He Deserves

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 14, 2025

The ThrowGala: Where Chicago’s Finest Will Try Not to Spill Red Wine on Their All-Black Outfits While Celebrating HeThrowParties’ Birthday…

LLOYD promises Sunday Funday at ROOF because apparently Tuesday is too mainstream
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LLOYD promises Sunday Funday at ROOF because apparently Tuesday is too mainstream

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 14, 2025

✨ An Exclusive Night of Elite Networking Awaits ✨ Join us for a glamorous rooftop soirée at 1110 S. Wabash…

GUNS N’ ROSES Finally Pick Opening Bands So They Can Look Good By Comparison
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GUNS N’ ROSES Finally Pick Opening Bands So They Can Look Good By Comparison

Chord F. DiscordDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: GUNS N’ ROSES 2026 TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT REVEALED 🚨: AXL ROSE TO UNITE THE NATIONS WITH A LINEUP THAT…

Chicago’s Drunkest Holiday Parade where 12 bars become one giant eggnog nightmare
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Chicago’s Drunkest Holiday Parade where 12 bars become one giant eggnog nightmare

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 10, 2025

🚨 LAST CHANCE TO PRE-DRINK FOR YOURSELF, LOSER! 🍻 Your wristband awaits at Murphy’s Bleachers (aka Wrigleyville’s most overpriced gift…

KREATOR Declares War on American Sleep Schedules With CARCASS in 2026
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KREATOR Declares War on American Sleep Schedules With CARCASS in 2026

Chord F. DiscordDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

GERMAN METAL TITANS KREATOR DESCEND UPON AMERICA LIKE A HORDE OF ENRAGED BAVARIAN WEREWOLVES WITH A NEW ALBUM CALLED ‘KRUSHERS…

CRADLE OF FILTH Drags Themselves Out of the Crypt for Yet Another Tour Because Apparently We Still Haven’t Suffered Enough With SUFFOCATION, GHOST BATH, and CULTUS BLACK in Tow
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CRADLE OF FILTH Drags Themselves Out of the Crypt for Yet Another Tour Because Apparently We Still Haven’t Suffered Enough With SUFFOCATION, GHOST BATH, and CULTUS BLACK in Tow

Chord F. DiscordDecember 9, 2025December 9, 2025

🎸🔥 BREAKING: CRADLE OF FILTH TO EMBARK ON U.S. TOUR, LOCAL VAMPIRES AND GOTH TEENS REJOICE (PARENTS, HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS)…

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J-MORG crowns a night of dark clothing: Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

J-MORG ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS: CROWN: THE BLACK ATTIRE GALA on Sat, Nov 29, 2025, at 8:00 PM at The Godfrey Hotel…

Necrobutcher Thinks Mayhem’s Been Around So Long Because He’s Super Invested, LOL
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Necrobutcher Thinks Mayhem’s Been Around So Long Because He’s Super Invested, LOL

Chord F. DiscordNovember 27, 2025November 27, 2025

Bassist Jørn “Necrobutcher” Stubberud, the only reason Norwegian black metallers MAYHEM haven’t faded into obscurity, deigned to speak to Mexico’s…

SEPULTURA’s Last Ever European Show (Until the Next One) is a ‘Must-Miss’
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SEPULTURA’s Last Ever European Show (Until the Next One) is a ‘Must-Miss’

Chord F. DiscordNovember 25, 2025November 25, 2025

OMG! 😱 Sepultura, those ancient Brazilians👴 with their didgeridoos and tribal beats🥁, are STILL around? After, like, FOUR DECADES of…

Chicago TARDIS 2025: Prepare to Pay Too Much for a Scribble and a Blurry Pic
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Chicago TARDIS 2025: Prepare to Pay Too Much for a Scribble and a Blurry Pic

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 23, 2025

Oh, joy! 🙄 Autograph & Photo tickets for Chicago TARDIS 2025 are HERE! 🎉 Get your tickets for Saturday now!…

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