Trump’s Genius Plan to Defund Cities Backfires Spectacularly, Judges Say “Nah, Bro”
Two activist judges, probably card-carrying members of the Socialist Party, have decided they know better than President Trump when it…
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Breaking: Blind Guardian Bravely Stumbles Through North America in 2025, Kicking Off Tour in Fort Lauderdale Because Why Not
OMG! 😱 The geriatric German power metallers BLIND GUARDIAN, bless their little hobbit hearts, 👴👵 actually dared to kick off…
Billy Corgan Thinks Smashing Pumpkins Opera Won’t Be Total Trainwreck
So, BILLY CORGAN, the dude who thinks wrestling is a legitimate sport, has decided his music is high art.🤡 He’s…
Texas National Guard GTFO of Chicago, Source Claims
Another victory for the radical leftist judges! The Texas National Guard, sent to Chicago by our great President Trump to…
Wil Milz: Savior or Clown?
😂🤣😅🤪 2-Item Minimum Per Guest Valid ID Required First Come, First Served No Outside Food Wil Milz, a comedian from…
UNPROCESSED Announces Spring 2026 North American Tour (Get Your Tickets Now Before They Sell Out… Never), BLABBERMOUTH.NET Presale (Because You Have No Friends to Get You a Code)
OMG! 🙄 Those guys from UNPROCESSED – yes, the band you’ve never heard of – are gracing North America with…
Dwarves in Greensboro, NC (11/12/2025)
American punk rock band from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Gregory Bovino’s Great Escape from Chicago: Border Patrol Edition
Border Patrol Retreats from Chicago: Mission Accomplished or Just Spreading the Freedom? The brave men and women of the Border…
DHS Claims Agents Got Shot At During Chicago Immigration Roundup Debacle, Because Apparently, They’re Writing a Comedy Now
Another day, another delusional Democrat freakout in the once-great city of Chicago! Seems like our brave DHS agents are under…
US Flights About To Get Cancelled? (Thanks, Government)
Oh, the horror! The liberal media is at it again, trying to blame President Trump for the potential flight delays.…