The ThrowGala: Where Chicago’s Finest Will Try Not to Spill Red Wine on Their All-Black Outfits While Celebrating HeThrowParties’ Birthday Like It’s a Royal Coronation 🎩✨🍷
Sunday, Dec 14, 2025, 10PM–2AM at The Promontory, 5311 S Lake Park Ave, Chicago. Tickets on Eventbrite. Hosted by WeThrowParties. Dress code: all black (optional, but your ego shouldn’t be). Bottle service, sections, 21+. Early arrival recommended—because nothing says “sophistication” like fighting for parking 😂🚗🖤
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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