America Still Can’t Do Trains Right Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the state of American railroads, and let me tell you, it’s a…
Tag: China
China hackers cleverly disguise themselves as adults with jobs
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that suspected Chinese hackers have been impersonating an Anthropic…
FBI Successfully Exposed as Not Entirely Incompetent
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the FBI, yes, the Federal Bureau of Investigation,…
Trump Denies Discussing Arms Sale to China, Totally Not Lying
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump said Monday that he did not discuss the…
Lauren Hart Saves Arch Enemy From Total Irrelevance With New Live Video
OH NO, ARCH ENEMY HAS RELEASED A NEW LIVE VIDEO AND I’M STILL REELING FROM THE NEWS 🤯! I mean,…
China’s AI Sales Pitch Apparently More Convincing Than US
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US and China are going head-to-head in the AI race,…
Xi Visit Ruined By Trump Being Trump Again Obviously
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump spent months plotting ways to impress Xi Jinping,…
China Helps Iran Get Really Good At Hitting US Stuff Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about how China is helping Iran threaten ships in the Strait of Hormuz,…
Turmoil ends with utterly thrilling minor tweaks to Greenland deal
I’m sipping my coffee, reading CNN, and trying to wrap my head around the latest news on the Greenland deal.…
Trump Officially Promoted to Chaos CEO
The world is a mess, folks, and I’m not just talking about my coffee table after a big game. According…