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China hackers cleverly disguise themselves as adults with jobs
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

China hackers cleverly disguise themselves as adults with jobs

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that suspected Chinese hackers have been impersonating an Anthropic…

FBI Successfully Exposed as Not Entirely Incompetent
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FBI Successfully Exposed as Not Entirely Incompetent

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the FBI, yes, the Federal Bureau of Investigation,…

Trump Denies Discussing Arms Sale to China, Totally Not Lying
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Denies Discussing Arms Sale to China, Totally Not Lying

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump said Monday that he did not discuss the…

Lauren Hart Saves Arch Enemy From Total Irrelevance With New Live Video
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Lauren Hart Saves Arch Enemy From Total Irrelevance With New Live Video

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

OH NO, ARCH ENEMY HAS RELEASED A NEW LIVE VIDEO AND I’M STILL REELING FROM THE NEWS 🤯! I mean,…

China’s AI Sales Pitch Apparently More Convincing Than US
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China’s AI Sales Pitch Apparently More Convincing Than US

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US and China are going head-to-head in the AI race,…

Xi Visit Ruined By Trump Being Trump Again Obviously
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Xi Visit Ruined By Trump Being Trump Again Obviously

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump spent months plotting ways to impress Xi Jinping,…

China Helps Iran Get Really Good At Hitting US Stuff Apparently
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China Helps Iran Get Really Good At Hitting US Stuff Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about how China is helping Iran threaten ships in the Strait of Hormuz,…

Turmoil ends with utterly thrilling minor tweaks to Greenland deal
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Turmoil ends with utterly thrilling minor tweaks to Greenland deal

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee, reading CNN, and trying to wrap my head around the latest news on the Greenland deal.…

Trump Officially Promoted to Chaos CEO
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Officially Promoted to Chaos CEO

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

The world is a mess, folks, and I’m not just talking about my coffee table after a big game. According…

Europe Prepares for Wider Conflict Because That’s Just Great
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Europe Prepares for Wider Conflict Because That’s Just Great

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Europe is getting a little spooked, and for…

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