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Tag: China

China’s Economy Suddenly Remembers How To Grow Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

China’s Economy Suddenly Remembers How To Grow Again

Big ElephantOctober 18, 2026

Well, folks, it looks like China is doing alright for itself, despite all the doom and gloom we’ve been hearing…

War Disrupts Trade Because Geography Is Hard
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

War Disrupts Trade Because Geography Is Hard

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The war between the United States and Iran has really gotten…

Market Experts Clueless About Looming Doom Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Market Experts Clueless About Looming Doom Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the term premium, which has just hit a 12-year high. The term premium,…

Spy Agency’s Top Secret Briefing Delayed Due to Wi-Fi Issues Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Spy Agency’s Top Secret Briefing Delayed Due to Wi-Fi Issues Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like the US intelligence officials were all set…

New Press Secretary Fails Bar Exam But Plays One Online
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New Press Secretary Fails Bar Exam But Plays One Online

Big ElephantOctober 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about Katie Zacharia, the new White House press secretary, and I have…

Katie Zacharia’s Law Career Totally Legit Apparently Not At All
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Katie Zacharia’s Law Career Totally Legit Apparently Not At All

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the new White House press secretary, Katie Zacharia,…

Trump Town Sales Plummet Amid Customer Policy Disapproval
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Town Sales Plummet Amid Customer Policy Disapproval

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. There’s a store in Boones Mill, Virginia, called Whitey Taylor’s Trump…

Trump Sports Suit Likely Cost More Than Your Rent
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Sports Suit Likely Cost More Than Your Rent

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems President Donald Trump was spotted wearing a suit…

China’s Secret Agent Apparently Didn’t Get The Memo
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

China’s Secret Agent Apparently Didn’t Get The Memo

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story on CNN. Apparently, the FBI has arrested a 34-year-old…

Trump Tackles AI Because That’s Gone Well Before
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Trump Tackles AI Because That’s Gone Well Before

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest announcement, and I have to say, it’s quite the…

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