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Nepal Gets Climate Bill From Rich Countries As Gift
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Nepal Gets Climate Bill From Rich Countries As Gift

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Nepal is dealing with some serious flooding, and I’m not just…

Trump Admin Scolds Ford For Doing Business With China Apparently
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Trump Admin Scolds Ford For Doing Business With China Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is at it again, expressing “profound concern” to…

ARCH ENEMY replaces singer with slightly different singer and somehow people are okay with it
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ARCH ENEMY replaces singer with slightly different singer and somehow people are okay with it

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 8, 2026September 13, 2026

Oh no, the metal world is doomed… or not. ARCH ENEMY has a new singer, and she’s not Alissa White-Gluz…

US Taxpayers Get Free $100 Billion Energy Bill Surprise
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US Taxpayers Get Free $100 Billion Energy Bill Surprise

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Iran war has saddled Americans with a massive energy bill…

New Lululemon Boss Gets Dream Job With Huge Problems
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New Lululemon Boss Gets Dream Job With Huge Problems

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Lululemon, the athleisure brand that was once the darling of yoga…

China Ditches Iran For Brazil Oil Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

China Ditches Iran For Brazil Oil Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Brazil’s oil production hitting record highs, and I just can’t help but…

War With Iran Somehow Made Economy Worse
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War With Iran Somehow Made Economy Worse

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

The Iran war has certainly left its mark on the global economy, and I’m not just talking about the price…

Trump Downplays Conflict That Killed 18 US Troops As Minor Snafu
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Trump Downplays Conflict That Killed 18 US Troops As Minor Snafu

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest comments on the Iran conflict, and I’ve got to…

Fox Rewards Loyalty with Pink Slip Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fox Rewards Loyalty with Pink Slip Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that Maria Bartiromo, a big name at…

Trump Threatens Trade Tantrum Unless Fed Caves to Demands
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Trump Threatens Trade Tantrum Unless Fed Caves to Demands

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, threatening to prevent the…

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