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US Munitions Stockpile Warnings Suddenly Become Totally Not Ignorable Thing
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US Munitions Stockpile Warnings Suddenly Become Totally Not Ignorable Thing

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Just days before the Iran war began, Joint Chiefs of Staff…

Volkswagen Profits Take Mysterious 10% Detour Straight Downward
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Volkswagen Profits Take Mysterious 10% Detour Straight Downward

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Volkswagen’s latest struggles, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride.…

Trump Finds Creative Ways to Keep Tariffs From Dying Alone
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Trump Finds Creative Ways to Keep Tariffs From Dying Alone

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move to tax foreign goods, and I have to…

LAUREN HART Somehow Convinces ARCH ENEMY To Hire Her
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LAUREN HART Somehow Convinces ARCH ENEMY To Hire Her

Chord F. DiscordJuly 22, 2026July 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Arch Enemy news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to process the…

Trump Plays It Cool On China Election Meddling Again Somehow
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Trump Plays It Cool On China Election Meddling Again Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest comments on China, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

EV Sales Slump But Automakers Still Cling To Electric Dreams
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EV Sales Slump But Automakers Still Cling To Electric Dreams

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that electric vehicle sales in the US aren’t exactly…

Warframe insiders spill guts on Devil’s Triad at TennoCon 2026
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Warframe insiders spill guts on Devil’s Triad at TennoCon 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

It’s that time of year again: TennoCon, the annual love fest for all things Warframe. And, as is customary, Digital…

China’s Leader to Bring Checkbook and Smiles to White House
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China’s Leader to Bring Checkbook and Smiles to White House

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump recently made some serious claims about China, saying…

US Slaps Brazil with Tariffs Because Fairness Matters Apparently
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US Slaps Brazil with Tariffs Because Fairness Matters Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest trade drama between the US and Brazil. It seems the…

Senators Honor Graham With Bill To Make Russia’s Life Harder
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Senators Honor Graham With Bill To Make Russia’s Life Harder

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new Russia sanctions bill, and I have to say, it’s quite a…

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