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Tag: Christmas

Sander Kleinenberg drops beats so hard, Gootimes 2626 might need a chiropractor
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Sander Kleinenberg drops beats so hard, Gootimes 2626 might need a chiropractor

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 21, 2025

💥 BREAKING: Sander Kleinenberg Descends Upon GoodTimes 2626 to Save Us From Christmas Carols 💀 🎶 Sunday, Dec 21st |…

DYNAMIQO’s CAFECITO NAVIDEÑO TOY DRIVE: WHEN YOUR COFFEE IS HOT AND THE GIFTS ARE HOTTER
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DYNAMIQO’s CAFECITO NAVIDEÑO TOY DRIVE: WHEN YOUR COFFEE IS HOT AND THE GIFTS ARE HOTTER

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 21, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: DYNAMIQO’S CAFECITO NAVIDEÑO TOY DRIVE ENDS IN A CHRISTMAS CAROL OF REGRET 🚨 Event ended on Sunday, Dec…

Candy Cane Lane Hands Out Toys Like Santa’s Desperately Trying to Redeem Himself After the Scandal
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Candy Cane Lane Hands Out Toys Like Santa’s Desperately Trying to Redeem Himself After the Scandal

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 20, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Scientology’s Annual Holiday Hoedown Returns to Prove They’re Just Like Us (Except Richer and More Structured) 🚨 ⛸️❄️…

Roy Wood Jr. Explains Why You Shouldn’t Buy Electronics as a Gift Because Nothing Says ‘I Hate You’ Like a Receipt
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Roy Wood Jr. Explains Why You Shouldn’t Buy Electronics as a Gift Because Nothing Says ‘I Hate You’ Like a Receipt

Big ElephantDecember 20, 2025December 20, 2025

ROY WOOD JR. HALLOWEEN SPECIAL EXPOSES LIBERAL WAR ON CHRISTMAS GIFT-GIVING! In a shocking turn of events that only a…

Behemoth’s Nergal Absolutely Goes Full Santa Mode, Claims Christmas Is Just About Presents and Zero Holy Stuff
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Behemoth’s Nergal Absolutely Goes Full Santa Mode, Claims Christmas Is Just About Presents and Zero Holy Stuff

Chord F. DiscordDecember 20, 2025December 20, 2025

Breaking: Satanist Nergal Celebrates Christmas Like a Normal Person, Immediately Regrets It on Podcast 🎄😈 In a shocking turn of…

BLINK-182’s ‘Enema Of The State’ Finally Gets Its Own Medical Warning Label
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BLINK-182’s ‘Enema Of The State’ Finally Gets Its Own Medical Warning Label

Chord F. DiscordDecember 20, 2025December 20, 2025

BLINK-182’s ‘Enema Of The State’ Gets a Vinyl Makeover So Fancy, Even Tom DeLonge’s Alien Abductors Would Be Jealous 💽👽…

COHEED AND CAMBRIA Drops Festive Propaganda Cartoon Because Nothing Says Christmas Like a Political Agenda
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COHEED AND CAMBRIA Drops Festive Propaganda Cartoon Because Nothing Says Christmas Like a Political Agenda

Chord F. DiscordDecember 20, 2025December 20, 2025

Breaking News: Coheed and Cambria Drop Festive Banger About ICE Kidnapping Children for Christmas — Because Nothing Says ‘Holiday Cheer’…

The Holiday Edit: A Houston Market’s Desperate Attempt to Sell You Stuff You Don’t Need
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The Holiday Edit: A Houston Market’s Desperate Attempt to Sell You Stuff You Don’t Need

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 20, 2025

🚨 ATTENTION HOUSTON SHOPPING ZOMBIES: The Holiday Edit Market is Back to Save You from Another Soul-Crushing Mall Trip! 🚨…

A Very Merry Brooklyn, If You Like Your Christmas Lights With a Side of Property Taxes
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A Very Merry Brooklyn, If You Like Your Christmas Lights With a Side of Property Taxes

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 19, 2025

A Very Merry Brooklyn (Because Apparently We Needed More Joy in This Chaos) 🎄🎺 Ring in the holidays with the…

The Best Christmas Movies for People Who Hate Christmas Movies
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The Best Christmas Movies for People Who Hate Christmas Movies

FinnDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: A HOLIDAY MOVIE LIST FOR PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE A SOUL (OR AT LEAST A SENSE OF HUMOR)…

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