Latinas Forever Serve Tamales and Drama at Their Christmas Karol Brunch
Sunday, December 14th, 2025 | 12PM – 4PM at SPARK Social SF, 601 Mission Bay Blvd N, San Francisco, CA…
Tag: Christmas
New Christmas Movies to Watch in 2025 (Because Netflix Finally Ran Out of Reality Shows)
‘Tis the season for brand new Christmas movies, because apparently, we haven’t suffered enough yet. 🎄 As we plunge headfirst…
Why Mortgage Rates Today Are More Unpredictable Than Your Ex’s Mood Swings
Well, well, well, if it isn’t the Fed trying to make us all feel better about the economy they’ve been…
Seven Hills Church Declares “This Is Christmas” – Apparently Jesus Was Just a Backup Plan
🚨 Breaking: Celestial Dictatorship Resumes Operations After 2025 Holiday Hiatus! The Almighty’s HR Department Announces Return Date, Warning Employees to…
NEW LOCATION: Because Apparently We Couldn’t Find a Parking Spot Close Enough to the Old One
🚨NEW LOCATION🚨 Join us for a HUGE, completely FREE Christmas Toy Fest for families! 🎁 We’re blessing our community with…
Instacart’s AI Is Playing Grocery Store Price Tag Roulette and You’re the Human Lab Rat
The woke AI overlords at Instacart are now price-discriminating against American shoppers based on their perceived “price sensitivity” – because…
Ex-JOURNEY’s Steve Perry Opens Up His Magical Closet of Nostalgia for Holiday Charity Auction (No, You Can’t Bid on His Sweaters)
Move Over, Santa! Steve Perry Is Coming To Town With A Holiday Auction That’ll Make You Sell Your Soul (And…
“Santa’s Sweatshop: Gozo Para Houston ‘Gifts’ Poor Kids Broken Toys and Capitalism’s Leftovers”
🎄 Houston’s Free Christmas Extravaganza: Because Nothing Says “Joy” Like Desperate Giveaways! 13 de diciembre · Puertas abren a las…
“IF You Foundation’s Christmas Miracle: Because Nothing Says ‘Holiday Cheer’ Like a Dubious Charity Flex”
🎄 Santa’s Sweatshop: Orlando’s QR-Coded Toy Extravaganza! 🎅 The IF You Foundation & City of Orlando | District 6 –…
THE DARKNESS Ruins Christmas 2025 With ‘Mistletoe And Wine’
British rockers THE DARKNESS, bless their hearts, have decided to unleash their new single, “Mistletoe And Wine”, upon the unsuspecting…