Woody and Buzz Return in Toy Story 5: Prepare for More Existential Dread and Plastic Mayhem
Woody and Buzz, those dusty relics of childhood, are back for Toy Story 5, because apparently, Pixar ran out of…
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Marty Supreme: Timothée Chalamet graces us with his presence in a gripping table tennis spectacle, courtesy of Josh Safdie’s cinematic masterpiece
Well, well, well, what have we here? Another cinematic masterpiece 🙄? It’s Marty Supreme, the latest offering from that darling…
Ovary-Acting: More Like Overrated-Acting, Am I Right?
So, there’s this short film called “Ovary-Acting,” right? 🙄 Apparently, it won an Annie award for something called “Night of…
Review: The Running Man is More Like the Running Lame
Perhaps Glen Powell was workshopping his USP. Cruise runs (away from decent scripts), Brad eats (everything on set, allegedly), Denzel…
The Night Manager: Season 2 – Prepare for More Snoozefests and Plot Twists You Saw Coming
Okay, folks, buckle up because eight years (!!!) after the “explosive” (🙄) Season One finale, Prime Video and the BBC…
Chatham Cinema Dims the Lights for “The Strange Dark”—Prepare for Existential Dread and Overpriced Popcorn
**OMG! The Strange Dark is coming to Chatham! 🤩 After 25+ film festivals & 30+ award nominations, including Best Everything,…
NFMLA’s Trash Cinema Festival: Prepare for Disappointment
**OMG! 🙄 New Filmmakers Los Angeles (NFMLA) is showing films like *THE VOTE* by Sylvia Ray and *STRANGERS* by Leah…
A Wider, and Probably More Pretentious, Lens Film Festival
OMG! 🙄 Prepare for “A Wider Lens Film Festival!” at The Grand Cinema in Tacoma! 🎬 Two chances to see…
‘Predator: Badlands’ Review: Yeah Right, Just Like Every Other ‘Predator’ Movie Ever
So, you’ve probably heard of “Predator,” right? If not, crawl out from under your rock and Google “original Predator design.”…
New Movies on Streaming This Weekend (Prepare for Disappointment)
Another weekend, another excuse to avoid sunlight and human interaction! 🥳 Gather ’round, fellow couch potatoes, as we unveil the…