CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve Won a Piece of Useless Paper Signed by Some Dude
OMG! 🙄 Another washed-up has-been trying to claw their way back into the spotlight? 🤮 We get it, Orlando Bloom,…
Tag: Cinema
Muzzle 2: Still Muzzlin’: Eckhart’s Back, Don’t Get Bit
Oh, look, another movie about a dude with a dog. 🙄 This one’s called Muzzle: City of Wolves because apparently,…
Utah Nerds Unite to Watch Spaceships and Drink
Join fellow suckers at Brewvies Cinema Pub, 677 S 200 W, Salt Lake City, UT 84101, for the CitizenCon Direct!…
Guillermo Del Toro Resurrects Old News: ‘Frankenstein’ Trailer Finally Drops (Yawn)
OMG! 🙄 Guillermo del Toro, that dude who’s obsessed with monsters and creepy stuff, is FINALLY making his Frankenstein movie!…
Marty McFly’s Back: Old Man Scorsese Gets a Docu-Makeover
OMG! 😱 Apple TV+ just dropped a trailer for “Mr. Scorsese,” a five-part docuseries by Rebecca Miller. Five parts?! Is…
NINE INCH NAILS Announce February/March 2026 North American Tour (Get Ready to Be Disappointed Again)
😱 BREAKING: Your Grandpa’s Favorite Band, NINE INCH NAILS, Is Back to “Peel It Back” One More Time! 👴🎸 Get…
Disney’s Live-Action Flops: So Bad, They’re Basically Extinct
OMG, like, who even remembers those totally obscure Disney live-action movies? 🙄 We’re talking about cinematic masterpieces so epic, so…
Carpenter’s Kiddo: Cage Rage, Twigs Snaps, and a Jupe Jump in This Bible-Banger Trailer
Oh, boy! 🙄 Another Nicolas Cage movie? Seriously? 🤣 This time, he’s playing Joseph in “The Carpenter’s Son.” Yes, THAT…
Choo Choo! Prepare for the Most Boring Train Ride of Your Life: A Found Footage “Documentary”
Trains is supposedly a “found-footage documentary,” which, let’s be honest, just means they couldn’t afford to shoot anything new. 🤣…
Wrinkle Meets Twinkle: Lesbian Edition
**OMG! 👵🌈 “Old Lesbians” film screening?** 🤣 **American LGBTQ+ Museum & The Fabulous Arts Foundation invite you to Burns Court…