The Bear Prequel Episode That Nobody Asked For But You’re Gonna Watch Anyway Because You Have No Life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I know you’ve all been waiting with…
Tag: Cinema
Oh Great Another Opportunity for Bruce Campbell to Chainsaw His Way Through Hordes of Evil Dead Zombies in Evil Dead Burn
Breaking news: the most terrifying thing to happen to the Evil Dead franchise is not the demonic possession, but the…
Oh Great Another Biopic About a Guy Who Ate Some Food and Died
The Anthony Bourdain biopic, because you didn’t get enough of him when he was alive and cooking up a storm…
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey Gets a Trailer and Suddenly Homer’s Ancient Classic is About Space Time Continuum and ExplosionFilled Action Sequences
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic movie announcement of the century? 🎥🍿 I mean, it’s not…
Foo Fighters Album Name Changed Because Clearly Wicked is the Real Hero Here and Their Musical Magic is Just Too Powerful to Handle
It’s undeniable that Jon M. Chu’s Wicked film adaptation and its sequel had a major impact on pop culture over…
Breaking News: Super Extra Special Never Before Seen Totally Not Made Up 5 Hour Directors Cut of Gremlins Accidentally Leaks and Its 3 Hours Longer Than That Other Thing You Saw
The secret’s out, folks! 🤫 A never-before-seen, 2-and-a-half-hour cut of Gremlins, yes, you read that right, 2.5 hours of gremlin…
Greta Gerwig’s ‘Narnia’ Because You Clearly Weren’t Bored Enough Already Gets Delayed to 2027
Oh boy, get ready for the most epic news ever! 🎉 Greta Gerwig’s follow-up to Barbie is going to take…
I Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do with My Life So I Decided to Drink the Nastiest Thing in the Galaxy aka Star Wars Blue Milk
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… 🚀👽 a man named George Lucas created a film called…
Oh Joy Another Resident Evil Reboot Because the Last 12 Were Not Enough to Traumatize You for Life
Get ready for another epic failure in the Resident Evil movie franchise, because why not, right? 🙄 We’ve had like,…
Trump Demands Jimmy Kimmel Be Thrown Into the Depths of Unemployment for Daring to Make a Joke That Was Actually Funny About Melania Being a Widow, How Dare He
The latest news is that President Trump is having a major meltdown because someone made a joke about him, and…