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Tag: Cinema

A Wider, and Probably More Pretentious, Lens Film Festival
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A Wider, and Probably More Pretentious, Lens Film Festival

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Prepare for “A Wider Lens Film Festival!” at The Grand Cinema in Tacoma! 🎬 Two chances to see…

‘Predator: Badlands’ Review: Yeah Right, Just Like Every Other ‘Predator’ Movie Ever
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‘Predator: Badlands’ Review: Yeah Right, Just Like Every Other ‘Predator’ Movie Ever

FinnNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

So, you’ve probably heard of “Predator,” right? If not, crawl out from under your rock and Google “original Predator design.”…

New Movies on Streaming This Weekend (Prepare for Disappointment)
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New Movies on Streaming This Weekend (Prepare for Disappointment)

FinnNovember 7, 2025November 7, 2025

Another weekend, another excuse to avoid sunlight and human interaction! 🥳 Gather ’round, fellow couch potatoes, as we unveil the…

Islands: Yet Another Trailer Starring People You’ve Barely Heard Of
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Islands: Yet Another Trailer Starring People You’ve Barely Heard Of

FinnNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, look, another “twisty thriller” 🙄. This one’s about a tennis coach, because apparently, being a tennis coach at a…

Lucy Liu’s “Rosemead” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Definition of “Career-Defining” Redefined (Again)
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Lucy Liu’s “Rosemead” Trailer: Prepare to Have Your Definition of “Career-Defining” Redefined (Again)

FinnNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, look, another movie about a “troubled” family! 🙄 Seriously, Hollywood, are we STILL milking this cow? Lucy Liu, bless…

‘Michael’ Trailer Debuts: Prepare for Moonwalking or Something
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‘Michael’ Trailer Debuts: Prepare for Moonwalking or Something

FinnNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

Oh, boy, another Michael Jackson biopic? 🙄 I mean, because the world DEFINITELY needs another rehashing of his “fascinating” (read:…

“K-Pop Demon Hunters 2: Electric Boogaloo – Prepare for More Cringey Slayage”
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“K-Pop Demon Hunters 2: Electric Boogaloo – Prepare for More Cringey Slayage”

FinnNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 You guys are NOT gonna believe this! Netflix and Sony, bless their clueless little hearts, FINALLY decided to…

‘Gremlins 3’: Oh Great, More Furry Little Nightmares Incoming
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‘Gremlins 3’: Oh Great, More Furry Little Nightmares Incoming

FinnNovember 6, 2025November 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 35 years after the last cinematic masterpiece 🎬 (or should we say, cash grab?) Warner Bros. is FINALLY…

Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 Drops a Trailer So Bad It’s Actually Hilarious
They’re not just at Freddy’s anymore
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Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 Drops a Trailer So Bad It’s Actually Hilarious

FinnNovember 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Okay, hold on to your hats, folks, because Blumhouse, those masterminds behind such cinematic triumphs as… well, some horror movies,…

NFMLA’s Trash Cinema: “Short” Films That Feel Like Forever
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NFMLA’s Trash Cinema: “Short” Films That Feel Like Forever

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 5, 2025

**NFMLA, SAGIndie & Latino Filmmakers Network are proud to present the end of DIFF 2025!** 🤣 Prepare for cinematic masterpieces…

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