Carpenter’s Kiddo: Cage Rage, Twigs Snaps, and a Jupe Jump in This Bible-Banger Trailer
Oh, boy! 🙄 Another Nicolas Cage movie? Seriously? 🤣 This time, he’s playing Joseph in “The Carpenter’s Son.” Yes, THAT…
Tag: Cinema
Choo Choo! Prepare for the Most Boring Train Ride of Your Life: A Found Footage “Documentary”
Trains is supposedly a “found-footage documentary,” which, let’s be honest, just means they couldn’t afford to shoot anything new. 🤣…
Wrinkle Meets Twinkle: Lesbian Edition
**OMG! 👵🌈 “Old Lesbians” film screening?** 🤣 **American LGBTQ+ Museum & The Fabulous Arts Foundation invite you to Burns Court…
Delivery Run – Prepare to be Bored: A Frozen Pizza Delivery Nightmare
Buckle up, buttercups, because Delivery Run is here to redefine “thrilling” – or, you know, maybe just bore you to…
Shelby Oaks: Chris Stuckmann’s Masterpiece of Terror (or Maybe Just Another Horror Flick, Who Knows)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because Shelby Oaks is gracing us with its presence! Yes, you heard it right, Shelby Oaks,…
Down Cemetery Road: Because Apparently There’s Nothing Better to Do Than Watch Emma Thompson and Ruth Wilson Wander Around a Graveyard
OMG 😱, Apple TV+ just dropped a trailer for Down Cemetery Road, starring the one and only Emma Thompson (who…
Spooktacular: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked by This Documentary About America’s “First” (and Probably Last) Horror Theme Park
Oh, honey, get ready for the most terrifying thing you’ll see all year: a documentary about a theme park.😱 Spooktacular!,…
Violent Ends: Witness Billy Magnussen and a Bunch of Other People You’ve Mildly Heard Of in This Thrilling Trailer That Might End Violently (Maybe)
Oh, look, another movie about a guy trying to escape his CRIME FAMILY! 🙄 Groundbreaking stuff, people! 🤯 This cinematic…
Gerard Butler and Morena Baccarin, Still Alive, Still Dumb, and Still Searching for a Place to Live in ‘Greenland 2: Migration’ Trailer
Oh, sweet! Another disaster movie starring Gerard Butler? 🙄 You know, because the world *totally* needed a sequel to “Greenland.”…
V/H/S Halloween: Because Your Nightmares Aren’t Already Trashy Enough
**OMG 😱! Another V/H/S movie? Seriously? 🙄 Is this franchise ever going to die?💀 I mean, who even watches these…