Wolves In The Throne Room Finally Make Album For Treehugging Hipsters
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic USBM? 🤘 Because WOLVES IN THE THRONE ROOM just dropped the…
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Gaming Rigs Lost in the Void of Your Own Wi-Fi
Wireless networks: where the wild things are. You think you know what’s connected, but let’s be real, it’s a jungle…
Oh Joy René Laloux’s Super Obscure Movie Gandahar Is Back in Theaters Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Do with Your Life and Now It’s in 4K Because Who Doesn’t Love Overpriced Tickets to Watch a Bunch of Old Cartoons
The most epic, life-changing, and utterly confusing movie experience of your life is coming back to cinemas: Gandahar! 🎥👽 Because,…
Age of Empires 3 resurrected with recycled Baltic Powers DLC cash grab coming September
Well, folks, it’s time to dust off those old Age of Empires CDs, because the cancelled Baltic Powers DLC is…
Aaron Lewis still thinks hes a theologian somehow
Oh no, the apocalypse is near! Or at least that’s what Aaron Lewis thinks 🙄. The STAIND frontman turned country…
Hollywood Scraps Originality with Another Overexplained Reboot The Odyssey
It’s a feat worthy of the gods themselves: taking a 3,000-year-old tale that every single person reads in high school…
Another Week Another Desperate Attempt to Fill the Void with New Shows
Get ready for another thrilling week of TV shows and streaming series, because that’s clearly what the world was missing.…
Apparently a lot of gunfire still
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has declared that the “ceasefire” with Iran was…
Rubio summons global squad to discuss those pesky lefties
Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Secretary of State Marco Rubio is convening diplomats from…
XANDRIA Finally Decides to Release Some Actual Music Instead of Just Reheating the Same Old Power Ballads for the 12 People Who Still Listen to Symphonic Metal ‘Colours’ Single Dropping Like a Hot Potato From Upcoming ‘Eclipse’ Album Because Who Needs a Social Life Anyway
🎸👀 Get ready for the most epic symphonic metal album of the century! 🎶🔥 German symphonic metallers XANDRIA will release…