Rubio Heads to Greece to Launch Presidential Rumor Mill Officially Now
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Marco Rubio’s latest speech in Athens, Greece, and I have to say,…
Tag: Civilization
Another Movie That Needs Its Plot Explained Because It Was That Confusing Apparently
In a shocking turn of events, Tom Cruise’s latest film, Digger, has been revealed to be a complex, layered story…
Wolves In The Throne Room Finally Make Album For Treehugging Hipsters
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic USBM? 🤘 Because WOLVES IN THE THRONE ROOM just dropped the…
Gaming Rigs Lost in the Void of Your Own Wi-Fi
Wireless networks: where the wild things are. You think you know what’s connected, but let’s be real, it’s a jungle…
Oh Joy René Laloux’s Super Obscure Movie Gandahar Is Back in Theaters Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Do with Your Life and Now It’s in 4K Because Who Doesn’t Love Overpriced Tickets to Watch a Bunch of Old Cartoons
The most epic, life-changing, and utterly confusing movie experience of your life is coming back to cinemas: Gandahar! 🎥👽 Because,…
Age of Empires 3 resurrected with recycled Baltic Powers DLC cash grab coming September
Well, folks, it’s time to dust off those old Age of Empires CDs, because the cancelled Baltic Powers DLC is…
Aaron Lewis still thinks hes a theologian somehow
Oh no, the apocalypse is near! Or at least that’s what Aaron Lewis thinks 🙄. The STAIND frontman turned country…
Hollywood Scraps Originality with Another Overexplained Reboot The Odyssey
It’s a feat worthy of the gods themselves: taking a 3,000-year-old tale that every single person reads in high school…
Another Week Another Desperate Attempt to Fill the Void with New Shows
Get ready for another thrilling week of TV shows and streaming series, because that’s clearly what the world was missing.…
Apparently a lot of gunfire still
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has declared that the “ceasefire” with Iran was…