Chuck E. Cheese: Now Catering to Adults Who Never Grew Up
Folks, are you ready for some hard-hitting journalism? CNN is reporting that Chuck E. Cheese, yes, that bastion of family…
Tag: Civilization
Sony’s Tone-Deaf Concert Tour: Now With Extra Cringe-Worthy Behind-the-Scenes Footage
PlayStation The Concert, a monumental achievement in wasting money and appealing to the lowest common denominator, apparently kicked off in…
Liberal Judges Get Filthy Rich Writing Books, Conservatives Forced to Watch
Ah, yes, the Supreme Court Justices, now moonlighting as bestselling authors. I’m sure their books are just riveting, especially when…
Oops! Did Israel Just Give Trump the Middle Finger? Iran Strike Drama!
Oh, the Deep State shenanigans never end! CNN, still crying over spilled milk, reports that Israel dared to defend itself…
Bulgaria Considers Joining the Eurozone Next Year (Good Luck With That) | CNN
Oh, great, Bulgaria wants to join the Eurozone! Probably so they can get free money and blame the West when…
EVE Frontier Founder Access: Now With 100% More Disappointment
Ah, yes, CCP Games, those lovable scamps, are back at it again! 🤡 They’re dusting off the ol’ EVE universe…
KREATOR Releases Trailer for Utterly Riveting (Not!) Documentary ‘Hate & Hope’
OMG! 😱 A trailer for the most epic, totally-not-overhyped documentary about German thrash metal legends, KREATOR, entitled “Kreator – Hate…
U.S. Vice President JD Vance Calls for Civilization 7 Ban: “I Didn’t Get It, So Nobody Should!
Civilization is collapsing — not just in-game, but in the minds of our leaders. Civilization 7, the highly anticipated next…
🧐🎮 60% of Civilization 7 players have no clue what they’re doing — but they’re still winning!
A shocking scandal has rocked the gaming community! 😱 According to a recent leak, fewer than 40% of Civilization 7…