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Behold! UK’s First Super-Safe Injection Funhouse
Elephant Reads CNN

Behold! UK’s First Super-Safe Injection Funhouse

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! This time they’re across the pond, fawning over some ‘safe space’ for junkies…

Chuck E. Cheese: Now Catering to Adults Who Never Grew Up
Elephant Reads CNN

Chuck E. Cheese: Now Catering to Adults Who Never Grew Up

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Folks, are you ready for some hard-hitting journalism? CNN is reporting that Chuck E. Cheese, yes, that bastion of family…

Sony’s Tone-Deaf Concert Tour: Now With Extra Cringe-Worthy Behind-the-Scenes Footage
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Sony’s Tone-Deaf Concert Tour: Now With Extra Cringe-Worthy Behind-the-Scenes Footage

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

PlayStation The Concert, a monumental achievement in wasting money and appealing to the lowest common denominator, apparently kicked off in…

Liberal Judges Get Filthy Rich Writing Books, Conservatives Forced to Watch
Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal Judges Get Filthy Rich Writing Books, Conservatives Forced to Watch

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Ah, yes, the Supreme Court Justices, now moonlighting as bestselling authors. I’m sure their books are just riveting, especially when…

Oops! Did Israel Just Give Trump the Middle Finger? Iran Strike Drama!
Elephant Reads CNN

Oops! Did Israel Just Give Trump the Middle Finger? Iran Strike Drama!

Big ElephantJune 13, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh, the Deep State shenanigans never end! CNN, still crying over spilled milk, reports that Israel dared to defend itself…

Bulgaria Considers Joining the Eurozone Next Year (Good Luck With That) | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Bulgaria Considers Joining the Eurozone Next Year (Good Luck With That) | CNN

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh, great, Bulgaria wants to join the Eurozone! Probably so they can get free money and blame the West when…

EVE Frontier Founder Access: Now With 100% More Disappointment
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EVE Frontier Founder Access: Now With 100% More Disappointment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 8, 2025June 8, 2025

Ah, yes, CCP Games, those lovable scamps, are back at it again! 🤡 They’re dusting off the ol’ EVE universe…

KREATOR Releases Trailer for Utterly Riveting (Not!) Documentary ‘Hate & Hope’
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KREATOR Releases Trailer for Utterly Riveting (Not!) Documentary ‘Hate & Hope’

Chord F. DiscordJune 7, 2025June 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 A trailer for the most epic, totally-not-overhyped documentary about German thrash metal legends, KREATOR, entitled “Kreator – Hate…

U.S. Vice President JD Vance Calls for Civilization 7 Ban: “I Didn’t Get It, So Nobody Should!
JD Vance Wrecks Civilization 7: “This Game Won’t Make America Great Again!”
Games News

U.S. Vice President JD Vance Calls for Civilization 7 Ban: “I Didn’t Get It, So Nobody Should!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 18, 2025May 18, 2025

Civilization is collapsing — not just in-game, but in the minds of our leaders. Civilization 7, the highly anticipated next…

🧐🎮 60% of Civilization 7 players have no clue what they’re doing — but they’re still winning!
🤔💻 Next-level game design: Civilization 7 players have no idea what they're doing, yet still beat the game
Games News

🧐🎮 60% of Civilization 7 players have no clue what they’re doing — but they’re still winning!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 17, 2025February 17, 2025

A shocking scandal has rocked the gaming community! 😱 According to a recent leak, fewer than 40% of Civilization 7…

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