Airman’s wild joyride over Iran ends with free taxi ride home
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American airman, call sign “Bravo,” shared his harrowing tale of…
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Trump Spares Ireland’s Booze Because Priorities
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, Donald Trump is in Ireland, and he’s making headlines by…
Trump Official Downplays AI Apocalypse with Eye Roll
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest warnings about AI are getting more and more dire,…
Rep Tiffany’s Plane Takes Unplanned Swim in Wisconsin Lake
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Wisconsin congressman Tom Tiffany had quite the Saturday night, making an…
Oil prices thrilled about potential forever war with Iran apparently
The Iran war has been going on for a while now, and I’ve got to say, the oil market has…
Tinder tired of helping you avoid humans
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, there’s a new dating app called Surf that’s all about…
Global Economy Held Hostage by Tiny Strait Again Because Reasons
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the Bab al-Mandeb strait, a narrow waterway between…
GOP Convention Crowd Calls For Violence Because Politics
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Republican midterm convention got a little heated,…
Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s wild…
Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration’s pick to oversee a conspiracy investigation into the…