Bond Market Hits Panic Button Again Because Surprises Never Happen
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The bond market has been having a tough week, and…
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Gas Prices Soar Because Who Needs Savings Anyway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about how high gas prices are still weighing on Americans, and I’ve got…
Trump Gets New Stalker, Calls Her a Devoted Supporter Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Natalie Harp, a close aide to President Donald Trump, has been…
Alaska Air Traffic Just Got A Whole Lot Less Crowded
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a charter plane that crashed near a remote radar site in western…
Aisha Wahab somehow defeats money avalanche to win House seat
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Democratic state Sen. Aisha Wahab is projected to win the special…
Navy Mulls Renaming Ship After Trump Because Priorities
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Navy is considering renaming an aircraft carrier that was…
New York Capitol Bomb Plot Foiled Because Terrorism Is So Basic
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a 35-year-old woman, Jessica Bowie, who’s been charged with plotting to blow…
Jennings Suddenly Front Runner For Soul Crushing Press Secretary Job
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the potential new White House press secretary, and let me tell you,…
Trump And His Former “Rat” Lawyer Cohen Reunite For Chummy Chat
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michael Cohen, the former personal lawyer and “pit bull” for Donald…
FBI Visits Eric Swalwell’s Home for Device Collection Party
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding former Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell, and I have…