Trump Faces Inferno of His Own Making Somehow Still Not Literal
Well, folks, it looks like President Trump is hitting the campaign trail again, and this time he’s headed to Grand…
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Biden and Trump Unite For World Peace Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Brett McGurk’s new book, and I have to say, it’s quite the tale.…
Tennessee Prison Chief Nails Job With Execution Errors
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that Frank Strada, the guy in charge…
China’s Secret Agent Apparently Didn’t Get The Memo
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story on CNN. Apparently, the FBI has arrested a 34-year-old…
Bombers Leave UK Base Suddenly Remembering They Have Homes
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the United States has moved its long-range bombers back to…
Cornell’s Jane Doe Embarks on Totally Normal Traumatic Experience Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katiana Soenen, who says she was sexually assaulted as a freshman at Brown…
Trump doxes lawmaker in thrilling Daylight Saving Time drama
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest social media rant, and I have to say,…
Trump Blesses Seniors with Whopping 90 Bucks for Medicare
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from President Donald Trump, and I’ve got to say,…
Couple Tries To Adult After Amassing $40,000 Credit Card Debt
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Mariza and Geffrey Gordon, a Milwaukee-based couple who are trying to break free…
Trump Seeks Permission To Again Ban Press From White House
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Justice Department is arguing that President Trump should be allowed…