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Supreme Court Throws Midterms a Delicious Curveball
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Supreme Court Throws Midterms a Delicious Curveball

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has made a decision that’s got everyone talking…

Pentagon’s Super Secure Data Gets Hacked Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Pentagon’s Super Secure Data Gets Hacked Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a data breach at the Pentagon, and let me tell you, it’s…

CNN gets the cold shoulder from White House press team again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN gets the cold shoulder from White House press team again

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

The White House has decided to bar CNN from flying on Air Force One on Saturday, and I’m just sitting…

Xi Visit Ruined By Trump Being Trump Again Obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Xi Visit Ruined By Trump Being Trump Again Obviously

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump spent months plotting ways to impress Xi Jinping,…

Bond Market Having Total Meltdown Because Oil
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Bond Market Having Total Meltdown Because Oil

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the bond market, and folks, it’s been a wild ride. Bond yields are…

CNN Gets Access Back Because Apparently That’s News Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Gets Access Back Because Apparently That’s News Now

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the White House, and I have to say,…

Taxpayers Foot The Bill For Trumps Ego Boost Commercial
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Taxpayers Foot The Bill For Trumps Ego Boost Commercial

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

As I sat here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest TV ad from the White House, I couldn’t…

Trump’s Genius Plan: Give Voters the Opposite of Their Heart’s Desire
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Genius Plan: Give Voters the Opposite of Their Heart’s Desire

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. According to new CNN/SSRS polls, voters are clear about what they…

China Helps Iran Get Really Good At Hitting US Stuff Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

China Helps Iran Get Really Good At Hitting US Stuff Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about how China is helping Iran threaten ships in the Strait of Hormuz,…

Judge Asked To Clarify If Gag Order Includes Testimony
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Judge Asked To Clarify If Gag Order Includes Testimony

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the investigation into Donald Trump’s handling of classified documents,…

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