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Feds Suddenly Forget How Guns Work Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Feds Suddenly Forget How Guns Work Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it seems like the Justice Department has decided not…

Trump Appointees Close Theater Twice Because Once Wasn’t Enough
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Appointees Close Theater Twice Because Once Wasn’t Enough

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Kennedy Center, and let me tell you,…

VA Secretary Loses Trust of White House and Republicans Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

VA Secretary Loses Trust of White House and Republicans Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the drama never ends in Washington, and this…

Disney Magic Defies Travel Slump With Record Growth Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Disney Magic Defies Travel Slump With Record Growth Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

I’m sipping on my morning coffee, reading the latest from CNN, and I just can’t help but chuckle at the…

Billionaire Josh Kushner Now Owns Lakers Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Billionaire Josh Kushner Now Owns Lakers Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Josh Kushner, the brother of Jared Kushner, and I’ve got to say, this…

Crowds Still Pretty Bad at This Whole Voting Thing Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Crowds Still Pretty Bad at This Whole Voting Thing Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, let me tell you, reading about these recent primaries has been a wild ride. Two successive weeks of primaries…

Kennedy Center pays big for Trumping up the lineup
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Kennedy Center pays big for Trumping up the lineup

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Washington, DC, judge has ordered the Kennedy Center to pay…

Democrats Suddenly Care About David Ellison’s Stuff Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats Suddenly Care About David Ellison’s Stuff Now

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the drama surrounding Paramount’s deal to buy Warner…

Billionaires Buy Lakers Because They Clearly Need More Money
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Billionaires Buy Lakers Because They Clearly Need More Money

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – former Disney CEO Bob Iger and venture capitalist Josh Kushner…

Federal Case Against Luigi Mangione Gets Its Day
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Federal Case Against Luigi Mangione Gets Its Day

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Luigi Mangione, the 28-year-old who’s been making headlines lately. He’s scheduled to appear…

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